Beware Of Me

pike: a sharply pointed projection or spike. Pike Smithers | 25 | Sibling of Eddnard, Loras, and Uhura Smithers. You painted black upon the whitest lies

[toddrandall]

I found some horror books at the library. You know, it’s not as boring here as I thought. Maybe.

[nopiehere]

Horror books are...an interesting choice of genre. What do you like most about them?

[ironemery-deactivated20140204]

"I’ve seen plenty of creepers in my short life. You aren’t one of them."

"My names Emery."

[nopiehere]

"Oh, really? That does not sound pleasant at all. At least you won't have to deal with it here, hopefully." 

"It's nice to meet you. You have a pretty unique name, Emery." 

[ironemery-deactivated20140204]

"Yeah you were."

"Don’t worry about it."

[nopiehere]

"Ah, okay. Didn't mean to come off like a creeper. I can assure you, I'm far from it."

"I'm Pike. Sorry about the staring, again." 

[darlarandall-blog]

Mate?

[nopiehere]

I don't mean it like that kind of mate, miss, if that's what you're thinking.

[darlarandall-blog]

H-Hello?

[nopiehere]

G'Evening, Mate.

[ironemery-deactivated20140204]

"Can I help you with something?"

[nopiehere]

"....um─ eh, I don't think you can. I think I just spaced out, sorry. Was I staring at you or something?" 

[maddielikesducks-deactivated201]

I don’t fucking know! Crazy asshole? Maybe I should find you a fucking mirror, prick. You know, I wasn’t aiming at your head or anything but now that I’ve actually talked to you lets say I was aiming at your huge fucking potato head. 

[nopiehere]

I'd rather be a prick than some idiot who's having a public psychotic break down. 

Talk about my 'potato head' all you want to, but guess what? I'm sure it's fitting for how huge my brain is compared to your pea sized thing you call a brain. 

[artistwithakillersmile-deactiva]

Thanks man, I appreciate the help. [He extends his hand with a grin.] Tony. Actually Anthony, but everyone calls me Tony.

[nopiehere]

I mean, we're all in this together, eh? [He extends his own hand and firmly shakes it, with a nod and slight smirk on his face.] Well, it's nice to meet you, Tony. I'm Pike. I'm assuming you are new here?

[maddielikesducks-deactivated201]

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously talking to me right now? There’s fucking nothing wrong with me. You’re the idiot that got in the way of my shoe!

[nopiehere]

Who the fuck else is here right now that I could speak to? And you're the crazy asshole that's throwing articles of clothing. What the hell were you even aiming at?!

[docgallian-blog]

For those of you who have not been offered this shot, I suppose this is the best time to offer. There have been a surplus of reactions to the shot that will cause mutation but these mutations have proven interesting and possibly helpful for the future. For those of you who have experienced the mutation and would like for it to go away, the doctors and myself are doing everything in our power to come up with an anti vaccination. 

[nopiehere]

....That's a plot twist I did not foresee coming here.

Only because I'm slightly curious what this mutation might turn out to be, I'll take my chances with it, Doctor. I do want to ask how this will be helpful, however. Will it be helpful during our day to day lives while staying here, or for some other grander purpose?

[maddielikesducks-deactivated201]

Fucking fuck—- fuck! I hate th— Ugh.

[nopiehere]

Whoa whoa whoa─

What. The hell. IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 

[talk-to-me-kz]

Pike Smithers. Welcome! I’m Doctor Keys, but just Keys is fine by me.

[nopiehere]

Thank you for the kind welcome, Keys. Are you a Doctor in the medical sense, or in another field of science? 

[nopiehere]

So.

[clovemcbride]

Oh, wow. Look at you go. 

Hmm, let’s see. The milkshakes look promising, and I’m always a fan of a good turkey burger. It’s lovely to meet you too, Pike. I’m Clove. 

[nopiehere]

Turkey burger and regular burger, they all tasted the same to me whenever I last had one. So I think these milkshakes are next. Clove? Isn't that like a flower, or some time of herb? We all have some pretty weird names, eh? 

[artistwithakillersmile-deactiva]

Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest bar?

[nopiehere]

There's this place called Barkers. It's across from this diner. Also if you are standing by the Inn, keep straight. It'll be on your right. 

[talk-to-me-kz]

I think I’ve scrounged up enough from the cupboard to give myself one more cup.

Hopefully I don’t need another cup this evening, thanks for the offer though.

[nopiehere]

Anytime, sir. Ah um...I'm Pike. Pike Smithers. Very much new to this town. Who are you? 

[alanmandm]

I’m pretty sure the snow was created by angels, it’s incredibly too lovely to be made by anything else!

[nopiehere]

Huh. Or it could be just the weather because it's cold and it's the winter. But if that's your personal beliefs, then okay then. Angels it is. 

[tv-tumbling]

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