when joy gets extreme, it becomes punk

amalie | 26 | gay AND european | follow from @vikingqueer

[happyendingmp3]

Hozier and MIKA are on opposite ends of the same spectrum I just haven't figured out what that spectrum is yet

[grunge-mermaid]

favourite Mika song based on my terrible summaries

a body positive anthem that is actually about a fetish club

a troubadour is the victim of police brutality

I'm a stubborn brat but you love me for it

the world is ending but it's gonna be ok

I have an oral fixation & now it's your problem. you're welcome

Middle Child Syndrome with a heaping side of trauma

the most romantic booty call ever to exist

you forgot I was a millennial, didn't you?

being bullied fucking SUCKS yo

welp. i've fallen in love. gotta figure that out i guess. shit.

Voting ended onSep 5, 2023

I'm aware that some of these could apply to multiple songs (he is thematically very consistent and we love that for him) so just follow your heart and pick whichever one you most associate with the terrible, terrible summary

[noplaceinhell]

sometimes I'll forget that mika is classically trained but then I'll inevitably stumble across some live recording and be like. oh. right

[ramonapest]

no matter what life throws at you…

for @love-love-you

[noplaceinhell]

not all heroes wear capes, but mika sure does

[noplaceinhell]

my brain has just been going non-stop "cant seem to leave you ALONE" from touches you for the past like 3 days and im not too mad about it but like jesus christ could we maybe change the tune of at least rewind a bit and get the whole song instead of like exclusively the last chorus

[werepires]

[deathshallbenomore]

here’s how mika can still win esc 2022

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

and here are the results: after a stunning turn of events, mika qualifies and wins eurovision song contest 2022, it’s been an honor everyone have a good night

[nuclearr-wessels]

same

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

I NEED mika’s midnight blue sequin suit

[noplaceinhell]

he really went straight from the worst thing I've ever seen to full Mika aesthetic times TWO

[noplaceinhell]

I know it's stupid and irrational but I've really got an issue with the whole tiktok-y presentation of grace Kelly. Like it know it's STUPID but also should I bend over should I look older etc

[bibastibootz]

like……… he knew the esc wasn‘t gay enough yet so he saved it 🏳️‍🌈✌🏻💐

[noplaceinhell]

SO thankful the mika medley was just licm and yo yo, the latter being unavoidable

[noplaceinhell]

FINALLY WE GET THE MIKA AESTHETIC

[noplaceinhell]

really hope Mika didn't style himself because if so I'm gonna have to cancel him

[noplaceinhell]

holy shit that is an atrocity, I love it

[noplaceinhell]

really hope Mika didn't style himself because if so I'm gonna have to cancel him