Noragami Tumblr Chat-Only Memes

Submit a chat meme - I will post it whenever I get the chance! || I'll throw in some Tumblr chat memes featuring Noragami characters. Whether I make my own, steal ideas off others, or reblog other Noragami chat memes, I hope that it entertains you! || Meme sources are in the tags!

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Hiyori: Yato, you’re blocking the view.

Yato: I am the view.

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Amaterasu: For the burial vessel, Yukine… a bell.

Tenjin: Ma’am, that is his emotional support hafuri.

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Yato: Hey, Yukine, could you do me a small favour?

Yukine: I literally died for you, but go on.

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Hiyori: We've not got any snacks left in the kitchen.

Yato: I'm literally right here.

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Yato: ...and that's why I'm not allowed in Applebee's anymore.

Nana: How are you not on some sort of watchlist?

Yato: Do you really think Yato's my real name?

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Hiyori: Why is Yato finding this funny?

Yukine: He's drunk. He finds everything funny when he's drunk. See look. Hey, Yato.

Yato: Yeah?

Yukine: Virgin.

Yato: *chokes on his own spit from laughing*

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Yato: I do what I want! Anyone who tries to stop me can fight me!

Kazuma: I'm telling Yukine.

Yato: No wait... please...

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Amaterasu, watching Hiyori realize she's in love with Yato: This is so powerful... I'm holding back tears.

Mitsurugi: Shut your sensitive ass up.

Mitsurugi, five seconds later: Never mind. I just cried.

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Hiyori: Yato, I am...

Hiyori, putting her finger and thumb together: ...this close to thrashing you.

Yato: Your fingers are touching.

Hiyori, smiling: Exactly!

Yato:

Hiyori:

Yato:

Hiyori: *kicks Yato into Adromenda*

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"Are you allergic to happiness?"

—Yato, on his birthday, after Yukine sneezed twice while Yato was lighting the candles of his birthday cake, probably

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Hiyori: Yukine-kun, we need to stop Yato from killing his dad.

Yukine: Don't worry. I have a plan.

Yukine has left the game.

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THANK YOU FOR 995 FOLLOWERS!

It brings me such great happiness to see my jokes making so many other people laugh! :)

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Yato: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. I GOT ACCEPTED INTO HEAVEN.

Amaterasu: Language.

Yato: Suck my dick and balls, I'm an official god.

Amaterasu: And I'm the god who overlooks everything in Heaven.

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Narrator: According to all known laws of philosophy, there is no way a shinki should be able to interact with earthbound objects.

Narrator: Shinki are confirmed ghosts and a ghost's form is simply an illusion rather than a solid matter with the ability to touch solids or liquids.

Narrator: Shinki, of course, touch stuff anyway, because they don't care what living humans think is impossible.

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Hiyori: Have you seen that picture of the giant inflatable duck in Canada? $200,000 of tax-payer money went into that duck and all it does is float around in the water in Canada.

Yato: He's doing his fucking best, okay?

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Yama: Why is there a fucking dead person on the train?

Yukine: Fuck off. I paid for the ticket.

[milimaaa]

When Yukine finds out about Yato’s whole plan:

Yukine: I could strangle you

Yato: you’re not tall enough

Yukine:  you’ve sunk low enough for me to reach