Nordic Monk

Random Internet Sh1t

[carrottoes]

[justbadpuns]

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

[melonboyy]

[sneakyfeets]

when your friend draws u art

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worst part of being bilingual is probably coming up with a pun that requires knowledge of both languages to work and not being able to share it with anyone.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Apple has “air.” Google has “earth.” Amazon has “fire.” Microsoft needs to make something called “water.”

[sanabakkouh]

[zyjemymarzeniami]

[whenmoments]

When someone says they've started watching Game of Thrones

[scoobydoomistakes]

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

[stitchkingdom]

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

[mirawind]

[blah-blahs]

Wait what????

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

Originally posted by weegems

[pastorwitch]

I am Californian, and I’m not sure I have ever seen this much freshwater in one place before.

[meinefluchderzeit-blog]

Harry Potter Facts

[takodonna]

Voldy only lived to 71? He killed for immortality and only lived to a decade below life expectancy haha what an idiot

[thxxghtx]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Daniel Radcliffe’s fame essentially parallels Harry’s. They both started out famous for things they actually had little tangible role in creating and both struggle not to be defined by being “the boy who lived”.

[justbadpuns]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me..

[ruinedchildhood]