Nora Guerra

For the greater good

[tibo30]

Geralt: FOUR MONTHS

Ciri: What is he talking about?

Yennefer,trying too hard not to laugh: It's not really that big of a deal-

Geralt: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS YEN!

[tibo30]

Geralt: Yen, I’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie Tissaia made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid.

Yennefer: No, I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff! Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy,crying, saying thank you…

Yennefer: Oh my God

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

Geralt: *carves Geralt + Yen into a tree*

Yen: What a nerd.

Yen: *adds 4ever*

[tibo30]

Regis: how's life with a newborn going?

Yennefer, massaging her temples: Terrible. I didn't know someone could cry that much. Someone make it stop. I can't take it anymore.

Regis: ... I'm sure she'll outgrow it, Yenne-

Yennefer: oh NO NO NO Ciri is an angel, she's no trouble at all

Regis:

Regis: but you just said-

Geralt, from Ciri’s bedroom: [sobbing loudly] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

Jaskier: Yennefer. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

[ground-zoro]

Geralt: What’s the most important thing in a duel?

Ciri: Honor.

Geralt: *slaps the back of Ciri’s head* Not getting killed. Right. Biting, kicking, gouging, it’s all good.

Ciri: I was raised to fight like a lady.

Yennefer: Were you raised to die young?

[thewitcherincorrectquotes]

Geralt: I'm an idiot

Yennefer:

Geralt:

Yennefer: Geralt, I love you. But if you're waiting for me to disagree, then it'll be a long night.

[incorrectbellshellsquotes]

Geralt: You can’t solve every problem with a STUPID SONG!

Jaskier: I can, I have, and I will!

[ciri-lioncub-deactivated2021011]

#canon

[tobiboonethesmallspoone]

Jaskier: We can’t go on this quest, the stress is bad for the baby.

Geralt, looking in confusion at Ciri: What are you talking about? What baby?

Jaskier: Me, I’m baby.

[incorrectbellshellsquotes]

Jaskier: This year I lost my dear friend Geralt

Geralt: *in bed with Yennefer* QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Jaskier: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[thewitcherincorrectquotes]

Dandelion: We'll handle this the way we always do!

Geralt: Brute force?

Milva: Almost dying?

Dandelion: No! By sticking together and never giving up!

[incorrect-lucifer-quote]

Lucifer: So I'm thinking for our wedding we do something quiet, maybe have it in spring.

Chloe, confused: But we aren't even engaged yet???

Lucifer:

Lucifer: So that's what I forgot to do last night.

[brokenangelwings22]

Ella: just be yourself

Lucifer: "be myself?" Ms Lopez, this is Chloe's father and I have one day to win him over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Maze: 2 weeks

Eve: right away

Amenadiel: 6 months

Dan: the jury's still out

Lucifer: see? "Be myself" is terrible advice

[incorrect-lucifer-quote]

Maze to Eve: I like laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Chloe to Lucifer: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how damn loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[winterfellsbaby-deactivated2024]

theon: look, dad, I got a bullseye!

theon: …why is everyone staring at me?

robb: you just called my dad “dad”. you said, “look, dad”

theon: what? no, i didn’t. i said, “look, man”

ned: do you see me as a father figure, theon?

theon: no, i see you as a bother figure! because you’re always bothering me!

arya: hey, show your father some respect!

[housegreystark-deactivated20191]

Ser Family at Disneyland. 

Brienne: One, two, three…where’s Arya?

Gendry: Stealing a duck.

-

Jaime: I need to fake a leg injury to get one of those scooters. Anyone want to help me fake breaking my foot?

Arya, raising her hand quickly:

Jaime: Fake breaking my foot. You’re not allowed to actually break my foot.

Arya, lowering her hand:

-

Brienne: Where’s Bran?

Arya: Oh shit, we left him on the log ride!

Brienne, already running: How? You’re the one that helped him out of his wheelchair!

-

On the teacups.

Sansa and Pod, spinning calmly and talking: …

Arya and Gendry, flying past them, screaming: …

-

Gendry, talking to Arya: See those lockers over there? That’s what happens if you try to climb out of the rollercoaster mid-ride again.

-

Sansa: We’ve been here for thirteen hours! My love language is quality time, but not this much.

-

At the hotel.

Brienne: I’m putting tape on the boy’s door and the girl’s door and if it’s broken in the morning you aren’t allowed to go to swords practice.

Arya: Only Gendry and I sword fight!

Brienne: Do you really think Sansa and Podrick would sneak out of their rooms?

Brienne: And Bran…doesn’t do much besides spout off random nature trivia.

Sansa: Hey, you know we can be rebellious, too. One time Pod and I watched IT at midnight after you told us not to.

Jaime: We know. You woke us up crying.

-

Brienne, dragging Arya away from costumed employees: For the very last time! You cannot buy a churro and use it to challenge Goofy!

-

Arya, fleeing security guards: My name is Sansa Stark!

-

Bonus:

Jaime: …Weren’t Tormund and Jon supposed to be here?

Brienne, bolting up in bed on their last night of vacation: We left them at the airport bathroom!