Uh-oh

I only have one phone number and it is the ghostbusters

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[jncos]

Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.

Aaaaah it’s so good. He’s having a great time and learning about different cultures.

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[weepingchoir]

The body was like that when we found it. Tox screen has him crossfaded on music and pictures. It’s a new trend. Street kids call it “movies”.

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[fakerosebride]

Mango lassi explained

Mango lassi theories

Mango lassi iceberg

Mango lassi leaks

Mango lassi secret ending

[deadelated]

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn't count as operating heavy machinery

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I say old chap that airship is flying dreadfully close to the- OH DEAR SPROCKETS!!!!!

[hungwy]

if you havent passed song dynasty china’s confucian civil service examinations you are not allowed on my blog or in my court of officials

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Dude, are you okay? You look really fucked up right now. It looks like you've had a LOT of herbal tea dude. Wait, more than 2 cups? You're fucking crazy man. Are you sure you're okay? I think I see the phytochemicals going through the veins in your eyes dude. Are you okay? Do you need help right now

[battenna]

we all got that one friend that refuses to take off the cursed amulet😂

[gavamont]

Y’all have fun with your cursed amulet. I’m over here with my wurst amulet. I’ve got an unending stream of high quality German sausages at my disposal.

[atnaterra]

i’m not taking the amulet out again because i’m obsessed with it, i just think the ominous snakes-eating-each-other pattern is artistically intriguing

[so-many-ocs]

actually it's NOT an evil cursed amulet it is a normal, uncursed, and maybe even nice amulet and it wants you to refer to it as such

[ordinarysparkplug]

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄