The Hometown Butcher

[normal-npc-offical]

The normalest NPC. So normal.

Hi, this is @agate-i-think with a new gimmick blog!

I felt like making this so :/ Might not be the most active, but this'll be fun! (At least until the chapter 5 hype calms down)

My general rules are on my main.

[thatyellowflower]

If I were to commit

a crime

Which one would you think I would do?

Hypothetically.

@normal_npc_offical

why're you askin' stranger.

*yellows hand hovers over the gun in his holster*

[normal-npc-offical]

No reason!

I don't commit crimes.

Just wondering, by the look of me, what would you assume I would

do?

[normal-npc-offical]

Haiiii!

How are you? :3

@yer-vessel-offical

Hi ! I am good!

Just looking for knowledgeable people who might tell

others about it!

And getting protein for the ship's cat !

[skyan-official]

yo

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

MAMA

[endless-stars-offical]

{once killed a man}

[captain-gaster-offical]

Put a gun to his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead

[tail-of-hell-offical]

MAMAAA

LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN

[normal-npc-offical]

And now he came and

threw it all waway...

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[seth-the-flower-offical]

J-Just like…science…

[normal-npc-offical]

Like... royal science...?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

M-More like…plants?

[normal-npc-offical]

Like.... large megastructure power plants?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

….No???

Like plants in a garden?

[normal-npc-offical]

Hm...

Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!

@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!

*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

{aqua cuts it up Verrrrry small}

yayayayayayaya!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

*Normal NPC coats them in batter and flour, then sets them to cook*

Here you go! *You have been handed a plate*

*Mr. Normal eats a little bit, before packing the rest of the food up*

My FRIEND will love this protein!

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

seth Seth!!!!

we just cooked that weird bird nerd you have a crush on!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

[seth-the-flower-offical]

WHAT?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

have some!!!!!!!!!!

{she hands you her plate}

[seth-the-flower-offical]

[They look at the blue feather that was in their pocket.]

[normal-npc-offical]

Do not worry!

They are still here ! That was just from the second SAVE slot!

...

Normal NPC slinks away slowly, muttering "the Captain's gonna kill me for saying that, aren't they..."

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[seth-the-flower-offical]

J-Just like…science…

[normal-npc-offical]

Like... royal science...?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

M-More like…plants?

[normal-npc-offical]

Like.... large megastructure power plants?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

….No???

Like plants in a garden?

[normal-npc-offical]

Hm...

Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!

@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!

*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

{aqua cuts it up Verrrrry small}

yayayayayayaya!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

*Normal NPC coats them in batter and flour, then sets them to cook*

Here you go! *You have been handed a plate*

*Mr. Normal eats a little bit, before packing the rest of the food up*

My FRIEND will love this protein!

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[seth-the-flower-offical]

J-Just like…science…

[normal-npc-offical]

Like... royal science...?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

M-More like…plants?

[normal-npc-offical]

Like.... large megastructure power plants?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

….No???

Like plants in a garden?

[normal-npc-offical]

Hm...

Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!

@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!

*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[seth-the-flower-offical]

J-Just like…science…

[normal-npc-offical]

Like... royal science...?

[seth-the-flower-offical]

M-More like…plants?

[normal-npc-offical]

Like.... large megastructure power plants?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[seth-the-flower-offical]

J-Just like…science…

[normal-npc-offical]

Like... royal science...?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

SETH SETH!!!!!

@seth-the-flower-offical

meet my new friend!!!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@normal-npc-offical

seth knows lots of stuff!

[normal-npc-offical]

Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?

*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

That's great... where is this "seth"?

[aqua-the-flower-offical]

Do you want to play a

Cooking game?

@normal-npc-offical

Uuu, Yes!!!

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok!

Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.

Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?

And might tell people?

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Do you want some takoyaki?

@normal-npc-offical

* I...

*

* No thanks, I don't like onion.

[normal-npc-offical]

Do you want an egg?

It has high protein!!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

* Are you trying to get it to stay over at my place for a while?

* You can just say so.

[normal-npc-offical]

Not exactly.

I'm just trying to get rid of my protein!

And the normal guy charges too much g!

I mean, it's not free! To get rid of protein.

If you eat it, my FRIEND might not eat me!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

* Sighh...

* If it tries to hunt me, or bites me again, then you owe me.

* I'll take both. I can probably hide them if needed.

[normal-npc-offical]

Ok !

I'll go make my FRIEND another

protein shake! Gotta use up the protein powder!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Do you want some takoyaki?

@normal-npc-offical

* I...

*

* No thanks, I don't like onion.

[normal-npc-offical]

Do you want an egg?

It has high protein!!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

* Are you trying to get it to stay over at my place for a while?

* You can just say so.

[normal-npc-offical]

Not exactly.

I'm just trying to get rid of my protein!

And the normal guy charges too much g!

I mean, it's not free! To get rid of protein.

If you eat it, my FRIEND might not eat me!

[kr1s-dr33mur]

Do you want some takoyaki?

@normal-npc-offical

* I...

*

* No thanks, I don't like onion.

[normal-npc-offical]

Do you want an egg?

It has high protein!!

[green-the-flower-offical]

Hi! I'm normal !

Can you cook me some

proteins

in protein powder? My FRIEND likes eggs a lot and especially the

high protein ones!

@normal-npc-offical

They nod, retreating to their kitchen before returning with a protein shake and some high-protein eggs.

[normal-npc-offical]

Thank you!

Normal NPC flutters back to the ship.

@tail-of-hell-offical, I got you more protein! I

ran out of the takoyaki!

[tail-of-hell-offical]

DELICIOUS

*FRIEND devours the eggs and shake in a single massive bite

THANK YOU! O I¡¡¡¡I O

[normal-npc-offical]

No problem!

*petpet*

[green-the-flower-offical]

Hi! I'm normal !

Can you cook me some

proteins

in protein powder? My FRIEND likes eggs a lot and especially the

high protein ones!

@normal-npc-offical

They nod, retreating to their kitchen before returning with a protein shake and some high-protein eggs.

[normal-npc-offical]

Thank you!

Normal NPC flutters back to the ship.

@tail-of-hell-offical, I got you more protein! I

ran out of the takoyaki!