"not so fast, y'all. this yellow key ain't going to no human criminells."
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@thatyellowflower
"not so fast, y'all. this yellow key ain't going to no human criminells."
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A connection has been established.
A question for you.
What do you think this "test" is trying to accomplish?
i dunno i jus' wan more eggs. 'm hungry
gosh my head hurts.. whats goin on.. why am i a wriggin' blanket worm...
Yer finally awake! How you feelin’? You need anythin’?? Anythin’ at all????
well id like ta be unwrapped... bit other than that.. i jus' have a headaching, ill be fine.
Can you beatbox
no
oh my gawd. there's another me!?
- @criminellbehavior
this aint as surprising to me as you think it would be
Find the human criminel
A connection must be established
if theres a criminell afoot ill be the one ta find em.
YELLOW ILY YOURE MY FAVORITE FLOWER 💛💛💛
AUGH! STOP THROWIN THINGS AT ME!!
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what the hell are ya sayin ta me?!
Your ideals and morals are tainted by bias. You let Blue get away with everything when punishing everyone else, including yourself.
Does that not just motivate criminal activity? Seeing that you pick favorites? Isn't that a corrupt practice of justice, Yellow?
Well that’s cause…
Yellow goes deep into thought about the anons words, feeling a deep sense of dread forming. He’s always let blue get away with things he would arrest people for on the spot. But, it was his lover. How could he do that to him?
Yer right…im just as much a criminell for lettin’ things like that slide…therefore, I shall punish myself for bein’ an enabler. Thank yew fer making me come to a realization, anon.
i could help if ya want
gosh my head hurts.. whats goin on.. why am i a wriggin' blanket worm...
Yellow... About that starry Pippins... Did he do anything bad? He was just asking me to let him out of jail...
@prettykakumei
hhnngghh.. not so loud. the hangovers finally gettin ta me.
dont let em out. hes a criminell. he gots me waisted!
yellow even though you may be drunk as shit you’re still my favorite. yelow heart BEAM. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 or whatever. you’re coolio biscuits bro
thank ya. *hic*
i love ya s-so much blue.. yer so perdy and.. i don' deserve ya... *sniffle* yer jus so beautyful... *sniffle sob* i don't even know if. *hic* i could list everything i love 'bout you.. cause it would.. *hic sob* take me too long..
- @thatyellowflower
Bluhuhuhu, and I love you too, my dear. I believe your loyalty and hope knows no bounds, and that out of all of the things in my life, you were the best thing to ever happen to me. <3
*[ Blue gently combs his fingers through Yeller's hair, smiling sweetly at him. ]
So we hate me is what im hearin’
He says with the slightest twinge of jealousy, looking away to appear upset but…he really isn’t. He’s just being dramatic.
Honey, you do know that I mean you too, correct?
*[ Blue's arm reaches over, softly placing a hand on his shoulder. ]
I love you both equally and dearly, anyhow! Two of you means more of you to love! And besides, whoever said that anyone hated you beside your mind? Your mind can become quite the frequent liar at times.
This is the truth. That I always have and always loved you both. ^^
Oh honey….
I was just bein’ dramatic but…thank yew. I love yew too. Both of yew. Yew two…give me a reason ta want to better myself so, im very greatful.
He offers a light smile, his own exhaustion beginning to creep in from the long day he’s had taking care of Yeller.
How about you take a break for a bit? I can practically see the bags under your eyes appear in real-time, dear... I can look after Yeller for you, and you will be able to have a long rest.
*[ He would sit down next to Yeller, making sure he was at least getting a little better, while looking over at Yellow, looking at him with a genuine smile. ]
What?! No! I’m fine!! I ain’t sleepy at all! See? ‘m wide awake…
He sat upright, opening his eyes ever so slightly.
I also jus…want ta stay with yew two..
*[ This made him chuckle a bit, feeling endeared by the both of them. He'd nod, letting his decision being his without any sway. ]
You can stay with us for as long as you'd like, dearie.
*yeller has. fallen asleep btw. if you were wondering. all that alcohol finally catching up with him.*
i love ya s-so much blue.. yer so perdy and.. i don' deserve ya... *sniffle* yer jus so beautyful... *sniffle sob* i don't even know if. *hic* i could list everything i love 'bout you.. cause it would.. *hic sob* take me too long..
- @thatyellowflower
Bluhuhuhu, and I love you too, my dear. I believe your loyalty and hope knows no bounds, and that out of all of the things in my life, you were the best thing to ever happen to me. <3
*[ Blue gently combs his fingers through Yeller's hair, smiling sweetly at him. ]
If you're still in the burrito, sometimes when I burrito myself I like to put different colored pillowcases in with me, it makes the add-ins don't eat the pillow burrito learned the hard way
im hungry.. im sure one nibble *hic* won' do me no harm..
Dear Yellow, Are you still wasted, if yes, go tell Blue you love him because you will absolutely be unfiltered, and it's cute If you are sober, go tell Blue you love him, because he will actually understand you in which case
yer. funny.. yer a funny little guy. ill go. do that yeah.
*[ @bluesdancestudio walks back in, holding @starzthepippin by the scruff of their neck. ]
I believe I may have found our alchoholic culprit, you two?
That little thang? Really?? Well…throw him in the sooner fer now…we’ll deal with him layter..
NONONO I JUST GOT OUT THERE!! NO FAIR!! UNJUST!!! ATLEAST GIVE ME A TRAIL!!!
No can do, thief. I assure you that you will be dealt with in a most fitting way of justice, sooner or later.
*[ Blue puts the little guy into that designated spot for now, until the group has energy to deal with the situation... ]
i mean.... it would-, it would be unjust not ta *hic* give em one...
*yellow is still in his stupid blanket burrito*