A pencil analogy is NOT a very good dick joke in this context.
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A pencil analogy is NOT a very good dick joke in this context.
A) Check your message before you send it! Nobody likes to feel so unimportant that you type sloppily to them. C'mon, what am I? Chopped liver over here? B) RUDE (it's a pic of me giving my cat a bath). C) CREEEEEPYYYYY Jesus. I mean, just... TRY! JUST FUCKING TRY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST TRY, JUST A LITTLE FUCKING BIT OH MY GOD.
:eyeroll:
It’s “Captain’s Vacation.”
Love & Dabs
Did I miss the joke? Nah, I think I missed a bullet!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
HOOOOOOO BOY.
This guy keeps getting better and better.
Cece was in a mood. Cece talks in third person when she's in a mood, but is disscussing "owning her emotions" with her therapist.
Wait, for sex? Wait... . . . For sex?
Who SAYS these things?
Oh, shucks. You flatter-bug. It's also TOTALLY transparent.
Sure, I'd live to show you how to be an alcoholic who goes on stage!
Just as long as that "special person" is literally anyone, who is open to dating a blank slate. Wtf goes through people's minds when they create these profiles?
Notice I haven't said "No."
He never said it, so I never responded.