Enjoying Things A Normal Amount

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[normalpancakes]

you’ve heard of

The Nut Cracker

now get ready for

THE ASS BLASTER

[gooeykit]

GNAT VS DRAIN FLY

[ukulelekatie]

When you boil pasta, do you:

Set a timer

No timer, only vibes/taste tests

It depends on the dish

I don’t eat pasta

I don’t cook at all

Other/See results

Voting ended onSep 14, 2023

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[itsladykit]

I'm terrified by how many people don't use a timer. Just...how?

[normalpancakes]

after working in a lab for so long my internal clock is impeccable

[faenixe]

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

[spotlessmy-deactivated20210523]

this was a great read. “Laziness Does Not Exist” by Devon Price

[tyrannosaurus-sock]

[image description: a quote. "If a person can't get out of bed, something is making them exhausted. If a student isn't writing papers, there's some aspect of the assignment that they can't do without help. If an employee misses deadlines constantly, something is making organization and deadline-meeting difficult. Even if a person is actively choosing to self-sabotage, there's a reason for it - some fear they're working through, some need not being met, a lack of self-esteem being expressed. People do not choose to fail or disappoint. No one wants to feel incapable, apathetic, or ineffective. If you look at a person's action (or inaction) and see only laziness, you are missing key details. There is always an explanation. There are always barriers. Just because you can't see them, or don't view them as legitimate, doesn't mean they're not there. Look harder." /end ID]

[psygull]

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[crabussy]

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

[normalpancakes]

maybe I should become a Vest Wearing Man

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

[weirdgaydog-deactivated20260225]

?

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[onlinebeast]

This is how cartoon characters look at you after you hit their head with a mallet

[roadwhores]

[normalpancakes]

there are no unique experiences

[thedudefromdownunder]

-Take a shit

-use recall

-shit again

[synthient]

crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis

[synthient]

even setting aside the fact that gendered bodytype averages aren't universals, and plenty of individual (cis) women and (cis) men could easily go to toe to toe. have we considered that the fact that all the most prominent and well-paid sports are ones that require things like Being Tall and Having Muscle Mass, as opposed to, ex, gymnastics...is itself an artifact of sexism

[beemovieerotica]

also to people who are like "well do you think WOMEN should be playing AMERICAN FOOTBALL against MEN" actually I don't think anyone should be playing american football on account of, you know, the irreversible brain damage.

[mausarchive]

[1anonyymous1]

Sometimes I feel like I’m only meant for myself

[hanesbeefytshirt]

all the time actually

[catchymemes]

[spellsw0rd]