Shameless Reblogs

Fresh out of themes but drowning in memes I like a lot of stuff and I need an outlet so here I am thanks for the support y'all

[hellhoundlair]

you wake up with a dick. what do you do.

mourn

feel joy

yank that shit

go about day as normal

Voting ended onJan 31, 2024

[ghoulchurch]

[lizardsister]

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[everythingfox]

It’s always the orange ones

[theriu]

Im conditioned to expect orange cat videos to show low braincell count but that was GENIUS. Out here defying the blonde stereotype cats, this one is!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

FIXED IT

[cryptotheism]

Rabbi Moshe De Leon Discusses Theology With Goku - Coño Culo, 14th century

[kaijuatemyparents]

Ew this is plagiarism algorithm, not real art

[cryptotheism]

This was painted in the 13th/14th century by celebrated Andalusian artist Coño Culo. It is one of the earliest historical examples we have of Goku interacting with Spaniards.

[writing-prompt-s]

You accidentally cross a witch, and she curses you, saying “You can only speak lies”. Unfortunately, this makes it so you can only say the word “lies”, and the witch admits she’s an apprentice that screwed up the spell. Now you’ve teamed up with her to figure out how to undo it.

[catasters]

[polutropos-puppyboy]

[doc-notreally-salas]

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Wig

[loyle-trash]

pokemon

[stvlti]

[bonersniper]

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

[pukicho]

back from my insane piss

[pukicho]

What the FUCK is your problem man

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌

[heckin-good-memes]

[mikkeneko]