ludonarratively dissonant

he/they | 27 (2022) | melbourne, australia

[advosart]

paddlin’

(from Twitter, 21 Oct 2022)

[dragonsandwolvesohmy]

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

[bynine]

starter babies

[rotato-potato]

the odyssey this the odyssey that you guys odda see black sails one of these days

[gryffon]

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

"How to reason with a War CRiminal"

Graphic designed by Rafeal Pereira

[cosmovain]

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

[cosmovain]

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

[sodom-hussein]

Rb if you want your mutuals to alert you if you accidentally reblog AI generated images

[fairycosmos]

ages 0-10: grow low quality organs

ages 10-30: in the labyrinth

30+: eating music and drinking songs

[cookie-nom-nom]

okay but imagine how inconvenient the streets of Central City, Amestris, is. Like yeah yeah country wide alchemy circle aside- can you IMAGINE the traffic? Like for the Love of Truth can we add another lane on this road?? The cars are backed up for miles! The urban planning board must be the sorriest people in the world. They got no clue what an alchemist circle looks like BUT the Fuhrer keeps showing up for an ominous visit every time they try to get a modicum of reasonable city layout. The zoning laws have got to be pure evil.

[okiedoketm]

how many accidents do you think there are on the Central Command Roundabout in an average day

[darkaviarymc]

The crest of blood in the center was carved over the course of multiple years via traffic fatalities

[cookie-nom-nom]

At that point who even needs a genocide.

[billymayslesbian]

i really need people to be so fucking careful in and around discussions of literacy because stuff like "this culture didn't develop a written language ergo they are mentally inferior to us" and "people with this disability are unable to read ergo they are mentally inferior to us" have been eugenicist talking points for a very long time

[saintofconsang]

[ivy-michaels]

reblog and put the worst movie you've ever seen in the tags and what you hated about it

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

Not to be weird or anything but i’d love a set of horns and wings