[jam-campasta]

why does everybody got something goin on except mikey

[konoko]

[willgrahamscock]

AI companies have started training their models on antique books and destroying them after because it becomes fair use if the original is destroyed and this is how we are rapidly degreasing as a society

[willgrahamscock]

(article)

[sub-wo0fer]

would the people enjoy an occasional frank?...

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[zackcalderon]

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[haveyouseenthismusicvideo]

Jožin z bažin by Banjo Band

Yes, I have

I haven't, but I've heard the song

Never heard this song

Voting ended onJul 28

(not entirely sure this is a music video and not just a tv clip, but heh...)

[haveyouseenthismusicvideo]

Judging by the flailing in the tags and the amount of votes, I'll take it that this clip is something of a cultural moment for Czech people XD

I love being surprised like that.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

very much so, it's iconic, a meme of legendary proportions, the song was even covered by Metallica once at a concert

[haveyouseenthismusicvideo]

a quick googling seems to indicate they did that not just once, but on two distinct occasions XD

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[sosaysdean]

what do they have going on

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming