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NORMAN MARK REEDUS. Fifty-two. Engaged & a-little-exhausted father of four six. Actor. Model. Television host. Co-owner of Nic & Normans and artist behind the Big Bald Gallery. Sometimes stars in video games. Most known for Daryl Dixon, the dude who never gets a haircut. Currently planning to escape the Big Brother house. If found, return to Mrs Reedus. ( var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5638366"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); )

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meganfox: ʎʇıʇuǝpı uǝʞɐʇsıɯ ɟo ǝsɐɔ ɐ

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@negamism​

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lukexpasqualino:

“…like I said.. Something like that. …no shower involved but… same difference.” 

‘You really need to work on your story-telling.’

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cbbhennig:

Prime age to get diagnosed with a heart condition and arthritis. What are you like 55 now? 55 going on 102. 

I’m married to Megan Fox. Clearly my fifty-something ass still got it. 

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perrieedwardsbb:

Bullshit. I was really fighting for Mingus to get one first.

You and me both. Little shit deserves it more than me. 

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emilyjeanstone-x:

Congratulations Norman! 

Shouldn’t I be the one congratulating you? I’m pretty sure giving birth trumps Hollywood star. 

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madelaine-petsch-xx:

Daryl has been incredible on the screen for the last eleven years

It’s nice to know my inaudible grunts and bad hair have brought some joy to people’s lives. 

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cbb-jesseleesoffer:

Man that’s fucking awesome, congrats!

Yeah, it is. Not completely convinced it’s true just yet. I keep pinching myself, just in case.

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I hear some asshole called Norman Reedus just earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Not sure how the fuck I made that happen.

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@tomhardy: the big brother news channel is getting exciting @wwwbigbaldhead

@wwwbigbaldhead: Most exciting headline yet, @tomhardy. Probably the only true one they've ever posted too.

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@jackoconnell: I was hoping the news would show more dogs ngl @wwwbigbaldhead

@wwwbigbaldhead: I'm not here for entertain you, @jackoconnell.

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@maddypetsch: a tweet I can get on board with @wwwbigbaldhead

@wwwbigbaldhead: Yay for me? @maddypetsch

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@caradelevingne: as long as you don't hate dogs that's okay @wwwbigbaldhead

@wwwbigbaldhead: No one in their right mind hates dogs, @caradelevingne.

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@robertsheehan: BREAKING NEWS: I like people

@wwwbigbaldhead: Weird. @robertsheehan

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lukexpasqualino:

“…Something like that.” 

‘Mhm, sure it was. — What really happened?’

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cbbhennig:

Sure you’re not just saying that to make yourself feel younger because if IM OLD, you’re definitely old. 

Fuck off, I’m still in my prime. 

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bbMessenger | Joe

JoeKeery: [read]

NORMAN: You’re not crying, right?

NORMAN: My lawyer says I’m not allowed to make people cry anymore.

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@wwwbigbaldhead: BREAKING NEWS: I hate people.