pemberly’s ghost

cora, 20, studies politics, they/them. shitty novels and organizing for change

[notallmensheviks]

[maxkillertart]

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

[fluffymcmuffins]

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

[intensional]

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[yazthebookish]

Me on April 20th

[fuks]

[loversexeunt]

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone

[literarybullshitismylife]

Pride and Prejudice Characters as Red, White and Royal Blue quotes (an ambitious crossover)

Elizabeth Bennett about Mr Darcy: “But [s]he thinks about [Mr Darcy], and, oh. [S]he thinks about [Mr Darcy], and something twists in [her] chest, like a stretch [s]he’s been avoiding for too long.”

Elizabeth Bennett @ Lydia Bennett: "I can’t believe even mortal peril will not prevent you from being the way you are.”

Elizabeth Darcy @ Jane Bennett: “[Mr Bingley] is a biscuit, let him sop you up.”

Mr Darcy @ Elizabeth Bennett: “The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil.”

“You are", he says, “the absolute worst idea I’ve ever had.”

“You are a delinquent and a plague. Please come.”

Mr Darcy @ Mr Bingley: “I don’t know who YOU think you’re kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch”

Mr Bingley @ Jane Bennett: “Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren’t a wall. Love, Pyramus”

Mary Bennett @ future love interest: “The phrase “see attached bibliography” is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.”

Mr Bennett @ Mrs Bennett: “You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.”

[pixelburied]

Also, some of you don’t actually know what enemies to lovers is huh… Where is the clashing of principles? The righteous fury? The gut wrenching guilt of having unwanted affection for someone who is actively trying to destroy everything you’ve worked your entire life to build? The overwhelming anger thrown at the object of your affection to mask your anger for yourself? The reluctant truce brought about by extenuating circumstances? The begruding birth of respect? The creeping realization that you are on the wrong side? The long agonizing journey to redemption? The slow quiet blossoming of a friendship? The underlying current of a desire that has always been there but you have never been in a position to act on before? The fear that your antagonistic history carries too much baggage? The resigned acceptance that a friendship is more than you are even worthy for? A heroic display that solidifies your position as one of the good guys? The epiphany of love and a hint that it might not be so unrequited? The inevitable conclusion??

Honestly, you guys see two people on opposite sides and just skip to the lovers part….

[demilypyro]

I have never been and will never be horny on main

[governmentemployee]

- Bill Clinton’s address to congress 1998

[kazbrekkergf]

they forgot but i didn't

[givemearmstopraywith]

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me

[3828khz]

ppls shirts will be like “I’m not antisocial I just hate you.” “I’m not sarcastic you’re just stupid.” bitch i don’t even know you

[circe154-deactivated20220408]

Those shirts are the human version of poisonous animals being brightly colored. 

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[sassyresacon1990]

The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.

Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like “that’s nice, I’m just trying to find a really good preschool for my child” AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE “not fucking today, not my fucking division” AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.

[theincorrectbookquotes]

The struggle is real my guy