You're a king and I'm a lionheart

Hi MTV welcome to my blog. This tumblr is all over the place, kind of like my life! Disclaimer: I'll keep reading Percy Jackson books as long as Riordan keeps churning them out.  

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[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[wadey-wilson]

2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june

[crittizen]

[sandandglass]

[intoasylum]

[catchymemes]

[humoristics]

What the-

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[withered-rose-music]

i fucking hate how real this is

[arandomthot]

Think they might be onto something here

[whiskeywhitemage]

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[outofcontextarthur]

[feelingsfrommoviesandseries]

Fleabag S2E03

[briedanvrs-moved]

[a-hologramgalaxy]

I know the moment I first see her, I sense profound emptiness and loss. I know because she says over and over again that she doesn’t want a family, yet it is clear through her actions that it is all that she wants.

[ruinedchildhood]

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