What a relief!The only thing that matters is love!

I'm Micah. I'm 28. I'm gay and nb trans masc, my pronouns are he/him. And whoever you are I love you, my friend.

[coolboysclub]

mods are asleep post grandpas fucked up bed from stardew valley

[commanderchr1st]

"fine. i'll drive myself to Uber Eats."

[superchat]

mission: go poop in the public bathroom

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status update: someone else has entered the stall next to you

new mission: GET DA HELL OUTTA THERE!!!

[neopetdestroyer]

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[beckettbaladas]

Reminds me of this one:

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[cryptidofthecove]

[huariqueje]

Cooking Jam  -  Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

[sullencrab]

Source

[clacksoperator]

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[presidentdragon]

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

[presidentdragon]

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

[bgm05]

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

[kosmogrl]

[segamascott]

[badassdemonsword]

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

[coolboysclub]

just heard a loud sound from a straight man working outside while also discovering some discharge in my coochie and said "not while im ovulating you dont!" im also drinking fresh orange juice and soju midday and skipping class 🫶🏻