Suck it, Eyebrows!

Jen. Been here far too long. MA born, NH living ✌️

[kosmogrl]

what you don’t see can’t hurt you (bank account)

[etheltempest]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[rosewearsclothes]

ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch

[downwiththefleet]

Megan Keller you are Boston!!!

[nosefacekillah]

my Mom’s friend tried matzo ball soup for the first time, decided that the matzo ball needed flavor, and proceeded to cover it with RANCH DRESSING

[unoqlo]

05/02/26: Charge @ Fleet, Game 2 | Megan Keller's second period goal

[nosefacekillah]

CMac leaving the ice after that slash

[nosefacekillah]

this team shouldn’t have even seen the postseason considering the way they played for stretches of time this season so at least we have that to be thankful for

[nosefacekillah]

[nosefacekillah]

brb walking into the Atlantic Ocean to never be heard from again

[nosefacekillah]

“we play on” aka the nice, broadcast-friendly way to say “REFS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB”

[nuskens]

[nosefacekillah]

play like you want to play more hockey

[nosefacekillah]

soooo not like that

[nosefacekillah]

play like you want to play more hockey

[kermit-pwhl]

Kermit stuns in new fit