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@noshaneinmygame
Shane Hollander💙🌲
Center for the Montreal Metros 🇨🇦🏒
Likes: my job :) ginger ale, fuzzy socks
Dislikes: the tags at the back of jerseys, hotels with thin walls, Boston.
(Open to any interactions, obviously always looking for an Ilya:))
Heyyyy... So. Apparently I'm allergic to cocoa. Or chocolate.. or something. I don't know, I'm very sad Shane :(
What??? How?? I didn’t know that was a thing
(Also my bad I had finals irl, I’m back!!! :P)
onepeloton: Things are about to get heated
Thanks Peloton for the partnership 🏃♂️🏃♂️
Marketing so good I might watch a sport and take, buy home exercise equipment, and take out a membership all in one day.
Haha thank you! Wait do I know you..? You seem familiar…
I've never been a big chirper. I do sometimes but really I'd prefer to be known for my playing rather than how well I can be an arsehole. As a teen I always struggled with knowing where the line was and constantly actually upset people, so I don't chirp much.
However I have now discovered my favourite way to get people riled up that isn't even a Chirp. Call them 'Babygirl' and they get so upset they forget to actually play. 😭
I said it to one of the guys from Toronto because I was distracted and he sounded like one of my kids whining, and he got so livid.
So now anytime someone is really being a jerk I know I can just say something like 'Okay babygirl' and it drives them nuts.
Don't think I'll test this out on Rozanov though, I feel like that man would commit to the bit idk.
I feel like he'd spend the next ten games calling me nicknames or some shit.
Don’t call Rozanov that he will absolutely one up you and keep the bit going. The fucking asshole.
Why does this sound like you're speaking from experience, Shane?
Please don't tell me you made some kind of jab at him and he committed to the bit. He makes a weird amount of gay jokes for a man from RUSSIA.
I don’t- I wouldn’t- it just seems like something he would do…
I don’t know….
Shane, dude calm down. I swear you are made of nerves.
Is the joking suggestion that something could be mildly gay really that upsetting to you?
What??? No- it’s not that- what are you talking about???? Who even said anything about being gay??
I've never been a big chirper. I do sometimes but really I'd prefer to be known for my playing rather than how well I can be an arsehole. As a teen I always struggled with knowing where the line was and constantly actually upset people, so I don't chirp much.
However I have now discovered my favourite way to get people riled up that isn't even a Chirp. Call them 'Babygirl' and they get so upset they forget to actually play. 😭
I said it to one of the guys from Toronto because I was distracted and he sounded like one of my kids whining, and he got so livid.
So now anytime someone is really being a jerk I know I can just say something like 'Okay babygirl' and it drives them nuts.
Don't think I'll test this out on Rozanov though, I feel like that man would commit to the bit idk.
I feel like he'd spend the next ten games calling me nicknames or some shit.
Don’t call Rozanov that he will absolutely one up you and keep the bit going. The fucking asshole.
Why does this sound like you're speaking from experience, Shane?
Please don't tell me you made some kind of jab at him and he committed to the bit. He makes a weird amount of gay jokes for a man from RUSSIA.
I don’t- I wouldn’t- it just seems like something he would do…
I don’t know….
I'm not that involved in the group chat for my team, but sometimes I check it out.
TELL ME WHY I WAS VOTED 'MOST LIKELY TO HOOK UP WITH A MAN??'
I have a wife and children!? Why me what the fuck!? I'm so confused why I GOT VOTED THAT.
I don't mind gay people, I'm fine with them... But I have a wife!? Hello??
Yeah that’s weird
That’s crazy
Strange
I've never been a big chirper. I do sometimes but really I'd prefer to be known for my playing rather than how well I can be an arsehole. As a teen I always struggled with knowing where the line was and constantly actually upset people, so I don't chirp much.
However I have now discovered my favourite way to get people riled up that isn't even a Chirp. Call them 'Babygirl' and they get so upset they forget to actually play. 😭
I said it to one of the guys from Toronto because I was distracted and he sounded like one of my kids whining, and he got so livid.
So now anytime someone is really being a jerk I know I can just say something like 'Okay babygirl' and it drives them nuts.
Don't think I'll test this out on Rozanov though, I feel like that man would commit to the bit idk.
I feel like he'd spend the next ten games calling me nicknames or some shit.
Don’t call Rozanov that he will absolutely one up you and keep the bit going. The fucking asshole.
@haydenpike35 Ruby says I’m better at coloring than you 😇
She's biased because she doesn't see you all the time, Shane. I can guarantee if you lived with her you'd also receive pterodactyl esque screeches about how to colour. Consider yourself lucky.
No- I think that’s because I color inside the lines and you don’t??? It’s not that hard???
@haydenpike35 Ruby says I’m better at coloring than you 😇
Excited to get your asses beat tomorrow?
Cocky
Hope you enjoyed losing!!
I don't like your attitude Mr.Hollander
What are you gonna do about it Mr.Rozanov
Why are people saying I never smile??? I smile!!
I want a snickers bar.
If you've not got anything else to do on break, the girls have been begging to see uncle Shane for weeks.
Only if Jackie doesn’t mind making my bird food
I’ve missed my girls :)
Jacks never minds making it, besides you do not have the worst food preferences to deal with. Arthur has suddenly become even more picky, and refuses to eat almost anything, he's taking after uncle Shane.
You are very easy to feed in comparison.
Also if you wouldn't mind bringing one of your many books on hockey? Ruby's been getting into it.
Poor Arthur- I’m sure he’ll get over it soon enough
And yeah! Have you gotten her on the ice yet??
We hope he will, he's currently eating plain toast and nothing else.
Ruby has been on the ice a few times, but we haven't actually done anything particularly hockey related, mostly teaching her how to not crack her head open. She's got your analytical skill when watching games though.
Pretty certain she's fair more interested in the working out plays side than the actual skating one.
Hey plain toast rocks he has great taste
I think ruby would love some competition, she’s a beast at candy land
If you've not got anything else to do on break, the girls have been begging to see uncle Shane for weeks.
Only if Jackie doesn’t mind making my bird food
I’ve missed my girls :)
Jacks never minds making it, besides you do not have the worst food preferences to deal with. Arthur has suddenly become even more picky, and refuses to eat almost anything, he's taking after uncle Shane.
You are very easy to feed in comparison.
Also if you wouldn't mind bringing one of your many books on hockey? Ruby's been getting into it.
Poor Arthur- I’m sure he’ll get over it soon enough
And yeah! Have you gotten her on the ice yet??
If you've not got anything else to do on break, the girls have been begging to see uncle Shane for weeks.
Only if Jackie doesn’t mind making my bird food
I’ve missed my girls :)
I get two whole days off!!
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