scared, potter?

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me reading the HP series

book 1: Harry has to sleep under the stairs where there are spiders??? how ? ?? 

book 2: Lockhart who the fuck even gives a shit go stand in a corner

book 3: UMMMMM DRACO ? I know you’re hitting puberty but pls calm down?? Like I can literally see your breast milk leaking @ this point?

book 4: SO Y’ALL ARE JUST GONNA LET THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE KID JUMP AROUND IN A DRAGON PIT? ALso Ron wtf get ur shit together stop pulling multiple Dracos

Book 5: can this book end? Will it ever? Um Harry ?? Shut up and listen to Hermione? She’s right about your dreams tricking you? Now you got your Dog Black killed? Told you so

Book 6: Holy Mother of FUCK Dumbledore also Snape gtfo hope your dick rots

Book 7: HERMIONE SHUT UP HARRY IS RIGHT FOR ONCE YES IT’S POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE WRONG and also 37 points to Percy for casually sliding into the battle and NO FRED WTF JK ROWLING and can the spiders fuck off honestly also Snape? Are you not capable of holding in your boner for a dead person?

[maraud0rks]

Harry after literally almost dying for the 1000th time: Ouch that hurt!

Severus Snape: Hurt?? 😢😩 You don’t know🚫❌ REAL PAIN ☔📉 until the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE DIES 💀🔪🔪🚺 after marrying your worst enemy 💍💏💔 and now u gotta think of creative ways 🙅⭐ to torture their spawn ⚡👓 and all his shitty friends 💩💨 After all this time??👀😱😭💦 ALWAYS💦💋😫💕

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OH MY GOD

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

[broromini]

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”

[vampiratesinaboat]

#do I think about this?!? only every day of my LIFE!!!!#after the Buckbeak Incident the whole of hogwarts walks around dramatically yelling ‘I’M DYING!!!’ at every minor inconvenience#harry and ron in the common room gesturing to their unfinished assignments: ‘I’M DYING!!! LOOK AT ME!!! IT’S KILLED ME’ (via candlewinds)

[asieybarbie]

Luminous.

[messentimentsdansmavie]

Something always will be the same.

[excepttheeyes]

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

[consistentlyaverage]

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

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me, stepping outside of my room: repello muggletum

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mcgonagall: dumbledore the potter boy and his friends are up to something again

dumbledore: *smiles pleasantly*

mcgonagall: you know everything already don't you

dumbledore: *continues smiling*

mcgonagall: shouldn't we just tell them to save some time?

dumbledore: nope

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harry: hey draco I've thought of a stripper name for you

harry: so get this

harry: Draco MILFoy

harry: get it? it's like malfoy but it has the word milf in it?

harry, looking into the distance: Draco MILFoy

draco: potter why

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okay but Lucius Malfoy is a total dilf (sort of like milf but dilf)

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harry: *texts draco something random just to start a conversation*

harry, five minutes later: oh sorry that must have been a butt text

draco, across the room: potter I watched you type it

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Ya bish 

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[April is sexual assault awareness and prevention month, so (yelling) keep your motherfucking hands to yourself!] 

[silktum-deactivated20160823]

*petition to make it last all year every year* and also who is she I love her

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ginny: how come we're never on opposing teams when our family plays quidditch

harry: because I like us on the same team together

ginny: stop lying or I'll hex you

harry: FINE

harry: you're so competitive you'll take my rib out

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Weasley brothers

See also: Ron | Ginny | Arthur and Molly | All HP Portraits

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One of my favorite parts of Dramione is them being huge nerds, having long conversations and intellectually challenging and complementing each other. Learning and growing together. Just give them some tea, a subject, and they’ll go on till sunrise.

Ref by Stacie Ford

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Pigwidgeon & The King

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oh this is beautiful yes it is