So it goes

"Well in the meantime you are here, and it's beautiful, and escaping isn't always something so bad."

[hungryfictions]

winter pinks / february moodboard

[thememedaddy]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

[ryebreadgf]

[grimeclown]

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[jame7t]

DNI if you’re me from the mirror-world

[t7emaj]

hey lol

[jame7t]

you. 

[the-big-heron]

wait this pfp is just a boring spartan from halo and not the cool parakeet i thought it was. this sucks

[jame7t]

mirror-beast, kill this clown

[certifiedpussyboy]

shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later

[utopians]

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

[lostcryptids]

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

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[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

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[swa-shed-aquasi-deactivated2023]

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[gumi-megpoidd]

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[theeccentricmrwinter]

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[fucking-what]

[orionsboots]

O T I S

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

[freddieardley]

Yellow Canopies, London

Photographed By Freddie Ardley

[grimeclown]

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

[foulserpent]

i really am fascinated with the db cooper case both bc of the unsolved mystery aspect and because its very, very, very likely that the dude actually just fucking died on his way down and it would be objectively very funny if someone stumbled across his remains, ideally the parachute still cartoonishly attached and the sunglasses on 

[foulserpent]

everyone be on the lookout for this guy

[hydro-homies]