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cale henituse fan blog bc i love him mostly tcf/lcf incorrect quotes main blog . @karpocket

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Alberu: I hate Raon Miru. Choi Han: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word. Alberu: Fine, I LOATHE Raon Miru. Cale: What was that you said about my son??

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Cale: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Rosalyn: Go and tell Cale why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots. Choi Han: Rosalyn: Do it, tell him what you told me earlier. Choi Han, stuttering: I-it's because… th-they need adult supervision… Cale:

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Cale: "I lost a bet." Cale: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Alberu: What's the first? Cale: "Let's make a bet."

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Cale: Working sucks. Cale: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

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Alberu: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Rosalyn: It’s not water. Alberu: Vodka! I like your sty- Rosalyn: It’s vinegar. Alberu: …What? Rosalyn: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

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Cale: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like? Choi Han: Do you make any other kind?

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Rosalyn: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Albery: Raon Miru, probably.

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Raon Miru: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked? Alberu: It’s just you.

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Cale: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Cale: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Cale: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.

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Cale: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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Raon Miru: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

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Cale: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not stars, not free pizza, nothing! Choi Han: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? Cale: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Alberu: I like you.

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Choi Han: Well, remember when Cale made a romantic dinner for me? Alberu: Choi Han, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Choi Han: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon. Raon Miru: Cool. Choi Han: Do you know who Joe is? Raon Miru: JOE MAMA! Cale, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

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*going to war* Cale: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Raon Miru: It's Alberu's turn. Alberu: Don't die. Choi Han, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.