[watchersclown]

Jon hasn’t actually ever killed a person like... “what about Peter” you say? He was a landlord not a person and Jon was just doing a public service by exterminating him.

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative

[briaboy]

elaborate

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

lesbians are like onions

[seaslime]

a bunch of shameless klause before i decided that they only wear b&w, making all these outfits Null

[stimman3000]

.

[carrotblr]

??? o wo ????

[seaslime]

DAY 01 // POISONOUS

[softandsapphic]

girls and soft pretzels: that’s what being sapphic’s all about

[distressedmoonchild]

see? someone gets it. it’s all bread and women .. bread. and women

[softandsapphic]

ik i’m op but this is so valid

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[corvigae]

i relate to barry bluejeans bc it would take me about 40 years to confess to the girl i liked, too.

[johnny--guitar]

travis mcelroy: oh my character for amnesty has an undercut and facial piercings and this whole goth punk aesthetic

the lesbians:

[not-shitty-blog]

[sharcncarter]

sexuality: diana’s little incredulous “oh no u didnt’ head tilt when she gets thrown off her feet for a second

[prydonianrenegade]

The “You done fucked up but good” look is life.  :-)

[awesome-picz]

Cats That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Accurate portrayal of my life.

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[nettlepin-art]

Did a thinger of Kravitz from The Adventure Zone. Been wanting to do something like this for ages :y 

I’ll upload the painting without animation separately I think 

(Edit: shout out to tumblr dot com for botching the quality and resolution)

[canadianslut]

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

[lesbianrey]

when i’m asked to complete a simple task even tho i’m a lesbian

[wellbutrinboy]

sigmund freud you dumb little bitch