The world is quiet here.

BHM. 25. They/Them. cats & tats & tea & travel INFP, Slytherin, Scorpio Insta @al.faun

[livelongandqapla]

What if I came back to tumblr

[f0lx]

you can only reblog this once

[just-shower-thoughts]

The older you get, the more you realize that no one has any idea what they are actually doing and everyone is just pretending

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[coat]

This what y'all be doing in your spare time??????

[sharkboxes]

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[gothicprep]

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

[startrekislgbt]

throwback to that one vulcan who shook hands even though that’s basically vulcan sex. absolutely horny on main for humanity.

[troglobite]

trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style

- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance - saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’  - excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts 

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[discreet45]

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[shulkie]

@theinsanerobin

[partywithponies]

Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

[partywithponies]

When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

[2000ish]

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

[meshugenist]

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night