The Cuddly Megatron

PERMANENT HIATUS Mun is of age A role play blog for Shattered Glass Prime Megatron. Stormfront started calling him the cuddly Megatron when explaining the mulitverse and the phrase just stuck. Permanent M!A: Abandoned Praxian sparkling M!A in effect- None!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

((Hallo anyone who can still see this))

((As you can see, I am not dead, and I’m thinking of maybe getting back into the swing of things? I dunno, I just had so much fun with this guy, and I need the stress relief, but SO MUCH has happened in the two(??? three???) years I’ve been away. I just, I dunno. I loved this, and the SG universe is still so dear to me and so is Megs, but I don’t know if I should start over? Or continue? Would anyone even want to rp anymore? I’m pretty out of touch with the TF world too, but that wouldn’t be too hard to get back into. I just don’t know guys. I just don’t know.))

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Ooc

((Hey guys, mun here! I'm seriously thinking of permanently dropping this blog. No deletion, just no rp on here anymore. I have absolutely no muse and even less time/Internet to use right now.))

[not-so-evil-warlord]

me, in every rpg: im gonna be hardass mcjerk this time >:3

me, probably 10 minutes later: and you get a pardon and you get an alliance and you get a hug

[scaredofbats]

Here’s a petition, reblog if you think tumblr should not go through with the REBLOG update. They’re going to lose users.

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[potatocrisp]

when a friend is sad but u suck at comforting people

[the-11-doctor]

Send me a ⊗ and I'll handwrite your url.

[fearcomeswithimagination-deacti]

Headcanons

[silentmechco-archive-deactivate]

Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

[not-so-evil-warlord]

*boops Megatron's nose*

*goes cross eyed as he’s booped in the approximate place his nose should be*

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream lay still and then pounced on the larger mechs. Tickles for the big jerk!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Don’t underestimate him Starscream, for he is more than willing to retaliate. All the return fire tickles for a certain treacherous seeker.

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream squealed in surprise. Nope. Nope this was not the outcome he wanted!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Well too bad for him, tickles shall ensue with the greatest speed sand dexterity.

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

All the flailing and whining and “NOOOOO”s being squealed.

Oh, what’s this? A giant Brute come to protect his mate? Tickles for Megatron~

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Curses! His plans have been foiled by Starscream’s reinforcements. But he will not go down with out a fight!

Switching to one servo for each, he will prove his mastery of the tickling art!

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

You thought there was only two? Did you forget about Skywarp? He will now tickle all the exposed armor. It was their plan all along and you fell face-first into it.

[not-so-evil-warlord]

*le gasp!*

Oh noes! So many mighty foes! He is out numbered with not nearly enough hands to go around. Luckily though he has back up too! 

Behold! Here comes his sneaky, talented, loyal, genius, and if he might say, absolutely gorgeous mate to join the fray!

Starscream bursts onto the scene, dexterous, slender talons more than able to get all those little ticklish bits between armor and wires. Prepare yourselves, for your doom has come!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

me, writing: the tears! the angst! it would make the ending so much stronger!

me, writing: ...but I don't want them to be sad

[telekinetic-wonder]

This account is run by a very nervous mun who is more scared of you than you are of me.

[grandmasickomode]

I will never stop rallying for another SG Series

TFA was gonna do it in season four but that was shafted

SG is so underrated, we need more SG Megatron struggling to be a leader. More SG Optimus being completely and irredeemable evil because yes, evil like that still exists. More power struggles between the SG Autobots (because one traitor isn’t enough, SG Optimus has 3 backstabbers in the forms of SG Rodimus, SG Elita, and SG Ultra Magnus).

We need more of SG Starscream with his depression and implied PTSD. SG Optimus burned his home city to the ground because SG Starscream refused to join him. More SG Megastar that’s just as potentially unhealthy because one sided idol worship is not the way one has a relationship. More SG Decepticon group therapy session because YES THAT WAS A THING (Bombshell was one of the SG Decepticons’ psychiatrists). Imagine therapy being NORMALIZED instead of stigmatized! (Yes I’m aware Rung also does therapy but imagine more representation!).

More SG (Sir) Soundwave being a totally rockin’ cassette dad. More SG Shockwave being a diplomat, a friend to all living things, and over all nice guy. More SG Overlord who was literally Cybertronian Santa Claus.

More SG Decepticons believing that war and selfishness isn’t the answer, as opposed to SG Optimus’ ideals, where only the strong and powerful survive. More SG Megatron being a leader despite the Matrix of Leadership not existing in their universe.

We just need. More Shattered Glass.

[tftomfoolery]

knightcyclonus

replied to your post

“the hasbro survey : the question about which character is…”

This is why I demand an SG (Shattered glass) series. More mathematician SG Megatron trying to keep his group together while fighting off war crazed SG Autobots.

tell me more

[grandmasickomode]

I made a whole post about it here but let me tell you:

SG Optimus is an irredeemable bad guy who wants nothing more than the subjugation and destruction of lesser species

SG Megatron saw it coming, but as a lowly math professor, no one listened to him.

SG Optimus has to deal with SG Rodimus, SG Elita and SG Ultra Magnus, all of whom are trying to take over as Autobot leader. 

SG Jazz sounds/talks like Mr. T.

SG Starscream suffers from depression/implied PTSD.

SG Thundercracker is literally a rainbow.

SG Ravage is a fourth wall breaking cutie and is basically a LOLCAT

SG Soundwave has the title of ‘Sir’ because the Queen of England knighted him.

Most importantly: SG Megatron has no Matrix of Leadership. The Matrix of Leadership doesn’t exist in the SG verse. He ibarely has any leadership training ,and is not a warbuild. HE WAS A TEACHER.

 Due to this fact, SG Megatron > Optimus Prime.

SG IS FULL OF COOL STUFF OK 

[tftomfoolery]

YES SG IS FULL OF COOL STUFF AND I AGREE WITH THIS GOOD JOB

[grandmasickomode]

One last thing I’d like to add:

SG Drift is based off Deadpool.

If SG wasn’t already appealing enough.

[not-so-evil-warlord]

*boops Megatron's nose*

*goes cross eyed as he’s booped in the approximate place his nose should be*

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream lay still and then pounced on the larger mechs. Tickles for the big jerk!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Don’t underestimate him Starscream, for he is more than willing to retaliate. All the return fire tickles for a certain treacherous seeker.

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream squealed in surprise. Nope. Nope this was not the outcome he wanted!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Well too bad for him, tickles shall ensue with the greatest speed sand dexterity.

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

All the flailing and whining and “NOOOOO”s being squealed.

Oh, what’s this? A giant Brute come to protect his mate? Tickles for Megatron~

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Curses! His plans have been foiled by Starscream's reinforcements. But he will not go down with out a fight!

Switching to one servo for each, he will prove his mastery of the tickling art!

[dragongirltitties]

reblog if your icon is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

[not-so-evil-warlord]

*boops Megatron's nose*

*goes cross eyed as he’s booped in the approximate place his nose should be*

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream lay still and then pounced on the larger mechs. Tickles for the big jerk!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Don’t underestimate him Starscream, for he is more than willing to retaliate. All the return fire tickles for a certain treacherous seeker.

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream squealed in surprise. Nope. Nope this was not the outcome he wanted!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Well too bad for him, tickles shall ensue with the greatest speed sand dexterity.

[not-so-evil-warlord]

*boops Megatron's nose*

*goes cross eyed as he’s booped in the approximate place his nose should be*

[tfp-shattered-glass-trine]

Starscream lay still and then pounced on the larger mechs. Tickles for the big jerk!

[not-so-evil-warlord]

Don't underestimate him Starscream, for he is more than willing to retaliate. All the return fire tickles for a certain treacherous seeker.

[arealarchaeopteryx]

please don't ever think that no one cares about you

I work in an ER and we see suicides all the time. And we get at least 3 suicidal ideations a night. We all care about you. I promise, we do. A team of complete strangers who have worked 3+ 12 hour shifts this week who are being screamed at all day and night and probably haven’t had lunch and trust me, we still love you and care about you.

We had a 16 year old patient last night who we couldn’t save. We were in that room with this patient for over an hour, we did everything we could. And let me tell you, we all cried. The EMT’s, the nurses, the doctor. We all huddled together in the doctors dictation room and cried.

I went through the rest of my shift with smudged mascara and tracks on my cheeks.

I remember the names of all the patients that have taken their lives on my shifts.

I remember squeezing the hands, smoothing the hair, kissing the foreheads, and wiping away the blood and the vomit of every patient that has left me too soon.

I can still see every face that I have zipped into a body bag.

Trust me, someone cares about you. You have never met them yet. You don’t ever think about them. They are never remembered when you talk about heroes and role models.

But someone loves you.