Alastor

The Radio Demon

[not-the-bellhop]

Hello tumblr or however this cursed website is called.

Charlie forced me to do this as a trust exercise, so here I am, on this stupid device.

Hello! Yes, this is yet another Alastor rp blog that I know the world needed so much. Welcome!

Ship preferences:

RadioApple

RadioSilence (I love myself some sad pathetic Vox)

Chairlastor

If you have anything else, ask me about it

Rules:

Asks are welcome

Roleplay is also welcome

Magic Anons are allowed

I'm a minor so pleaser be respectful!

Please take note that I'm on the ace spectrum, so I might not be comfortable with some things

Other info:

Alastor writes in red

My main blog is @eflower8

[the-toon-demon]

Happy Father’s Day, papa

@scary-bambi @theradiodemonofficial @alastor-the-chaos-lord @alastortheradio-demon @devilradio @not-the-bellhop @alastor-not-weird-al @bloodiedstag

[not-the-bellhop]

Thank you Atticus

[not-the-bellhop]

do you have any comment on this photo taken by hell's paparazzi Mr Alastor radio demon sir red guy deer man

Would you be so kind and tell me who made this?

[not-the-bellhop]

how do your ears work because they look like your hair so is it your ears and they're covered in hair that just happens to be the same as your hair or are they hair tufts that look liek ears how do you hear out of them i mean as far as ive seen from your side profile and whatnot they don't look liek proper ears you could hear out of can i bite them is there even any bone there or is it all just magical radio demon hair ANSWER ME MR RADIO DEMON ALASTOR SIR PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

Are you perchance one of that snake's eggs in disguise?

[not-the-bellhop]

whats your last name?

It's The Radio Demon, can't you read?

(I feel like he wouldn't tell you no matter what, just like faeries, but I personally like Hartfelt most)

[not-the-bellhop]

@acedoesadmin

CAN YOU STOP KILLING OFF MY COWORKERS I AM GOING TO GET FUCKING FIRED IF YOU DON’T STOP FOR FUCKS SAKE

Oh, but it's just so much fun!

(Can that actually happen? How does that workm)

[acedoesadmin]

He grumbles something to himself that you don't quite catch.

Could you at least TRY to hide the fact?? We're so understaffed right now I can't do my goddamn job and then I'll get fired except there's some stupid batshit soul deal so if I get fired then that somehow counts as me quitting?? and then I get fed to a shark???

I DO NOT WANT TO GET FED TO A SHARK

[not-the-bellhop]

Skill issue

[not-the-bellhop]

@acedoesadmin

CAN YOU STOP KILLING OFF MY COWORKERS I AM GOING TO GET FUCKING FIRED IF YOU DON’T STOP FOR FUCKS SAKE

Oh, but it's just so much fun!

(Can that actually happen? How does that workm)

[not-the-bellhop]

can I bite your ears?

No, but can I bite off yours?

[not-the-bellhop]

@vincentwhittman-vox

I hate you

Good, because I hate you too

[vincentwhittman-vox]

Im gonna kill you

[not-the-bellhop]

Good luck trying, old pal

[baxters-laboratory]

I don';t like sushi

🖕

And what does that have to do with my existence?

[vincentwhittman-vox]

I think their insulating cannabilism

[thevalentinoofficial]

"I think you mean 'insinuating', Voxy."

[vincentwhittman-vox]

Thats what I fucking said

[thevalentinoofficial]

Sure babe

[not-the-bellhop]

That's not how you spell cannibalism either, you moron

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

//I don't know his canon height, I just remember Viv saying in I think it was the behind the scenes commentary in the Blu-ray version of season 1? I remember her saying that he was like around 5 feet and I like him short so I'm just rolling with that... Also don't mind his threats he doesn't realize how weird they sound 💔

Lucifer crossed his arms. "Do you want me too?" It sounded like a good threat in his head.

[not-the-bellhop]

No, not really He says while looking at Lucifer like he usually looks at Angel Dust when he says things like this

[motherducking-king]

"Then stop making fun of my height." He growled.

[not-the-bellhop]

Hmmm... no he said, with his hm that sounds like a fly/airplane/lawnmower/boat/whatever

[motherducking-king]

Lucifer was about to left his leg to kick Alastor in the crotch, but... He couldn't.

Not that he didnt want to, but his body physically would not let him.

"Fuck this stupid punishment, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

[not-the-bellhop]

And why would I do that, sire? He asks with a smug smile

(Btw when did the fandom come up with the idea that Al calls Lu sire? Cause he never calls him that in the show)

[motherducking-king]

//fanfiction

He clenched his fists. God, he wanted to punch Alastor so bad right now.

"Because if you don't, I'll break one of your radios."

[not-the-bellhop]

You won't dare He says with more static in his voice than usual and his antlers have grown too

[motherducking-king]

"Won't I?" He summons one of Alastor's radios into his hands and holds it over his head, threatening to drop it.

[not-the-bellhop]

He quickly grabs the radio from Lucifer and then holds it like a baby while looking very angrily at Lu.

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

//I don't know his canon height, I just remember Viv saying in I think it was the behind the scenes commentary in the Blu-ray version of season 1? I remember her saying that he was like around 5 feet and I like him short so I'm just rolling with that... Also don't mind his threats he doesn't realize how weird they sound 💔

Lucifer crossed his arms. "Do you want me too?" It sounded like a good threat in his head.

[not-the-bellhop]

No, not really He says while looking at Lucifer like he usually looks at Angel Dust when he says things like this

[motherducking-king]

"Then stop making fun of my height." He growled.

[not-the-bellhop]

Hmmm... no he said, with his hm that sounds like a fly/airplane/lawnmower/boat/whatever

[motherducking-king]

Lucifer was about to left his leg to kick Alastor in the crotch, but... He couldn't.

Not that he didnt want to, but his body physically would not let him.

"Fuck this stupid punishment, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

[not-the-bellhop]

And why would I do that, sire? He asks with a smug smile

(Btw when did the fandom come up with the idea that Al calls Lu sire? Cause he never calls him that in the show)

[motherducking-king]

//fanfiction

He clenched his fists. God, he wanted to punch Alastor so bad right now.

"Because if you don't, I'll break one of your radios."

[not-the-bellhop]

You won't dare He says with more static in his voice than usual and his antlers have grown too

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

//I don't know his canon height, I just remember Viv saying in I think it was the behind the scenes commentary in the Blu-ray version of season 1? I remember her saying that he was like around 5 feet and I like him short so I'm just rolling with that... Also don't mind his threats he doesn't realize how weird they sound 💔

Lucifer crossed his arms. "Do you want me too?" It sounded like a good threat in his head.

[not-the-bellhop]

No, not really He says while looking at Lucifer like he usually looks at Angel Dust when he says things like this

[motherducking-king]

"Then stop making fun of my height." He growled.

[not-the-bellhop]

Hmmm... no he said, with his hm that sounds like a fly/airplane/lawnmower/boat/whatever

[motherducking-king]

Lucifer was about to left his leg to kick Alastor in the crotch, but... He couldn't.

Not that he didnt want to, but his body physically would not let him.

"Fuck this stupid punishment, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

[not-the-bellhop]

And why would I do that, sire? He asks with a smug smile

(Btw when did the fandom come up with the idea that Al calls Lu sire? Cause he never calls him that in the show)

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

//I don't know his canon height, I just remember Viv saying in I think it was the behind the scenes commentary in the Blu-ray version of season 1? I remember her saying that he was like around 5 feet and I like him short so I'm just rolling with that... Also don't mind his threats he doesn't realize how weird they sound 💔

Lucifer crossed his arms. "Do you want me too?" It sounded like a good threat in his head.

[not-the-bellhop]

No, not really He says while looking at Lucifer like he usually looks at Angel Dust when he says things like this

[motherducking-king]

"Then stop making fun of my height." He growled.

[not-the-bellhop]

Hmmm... no he said, with his hm that sounds like a fly/airplane/lawnmower/boat/whatever

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

//I don't know his canon height, I just remember Viv saying in I think it was the behind the scenes commentary in the Blu-ray version of season 1? I remember her saying that he was like around 5 feet and I like him short so I'm just rolling with that... Also don't mind his threats he doesn't realize how weird they sound 💔

Lucifer crossed his arms. "Do you want me too?" It sounded like a good threat in his head.

[not-the-bellhop]

No, not really He says while looking at Lucifer like he usually looks at Angel Dust when he says things like this

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short

[motherducking-king]

He glares at Alastor. "I am five feet tall. I am two feet shorter than you. I could very easily bite your dick off. Do you want me to do that, because I will do that." He threatened.

[not-the-bellhop]

Al looked at him weirdly Do you want to do that??? He said with a look that said what is wrong with you

(What? Lol Btw isn't Lu 5'5 and Al 7'0? That's only about 1 and a half feet)

[motherducking-king]

Have some potatoes Alastor says as he dumps a cart or potatoes on Lucifer

( @not-the-bellhop )

(Idea kinda from @fire-breathing-potato )

"OW!" He yells as the potatoes fall on top of him.

"What the hell!?"

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor just looks at him with his smile bigger than usual Just thought your majesty might need some, little kids need to eat to grow tall

[motherducking-king]

"I am thousands of years old, I am not a little kid!" Lucifer growls, throwing a potato at him.

[not-the-bellhop]

Alastor dodges the potato But you are short