Pulse from my heroine

Get out of my face

[ourpizzagang]

pizza is the only love triangle i want

[theangryguardianangel]

[bloodhooof]

[flowury]

date someone that really doesn’t care how long it’s been since you last shaved your legs

[tattoos-and-modifications]

[daily-ewan]

Ewan McGregor.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[neverurboyfriend-deactivated201]

[bang]

netflix and still

single

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[love-personal]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our brains are just meat computers

[apolohgy]

now that i’m older i’m realizing even though joey was painted to be this dense womanizer with subpar acting jobs, he actually worked his ass off for each role he got, was caring towards his friends, and was really sweet and open towards women. ross on the other hand

[onlytwitterpics]

[nerd-utopia-deactivated20200206]

[britney]

“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”

[rachelkiley]

I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

shes taking courses so she can help her son w/ his homework like thats honestly heartwarming that she’s placing that level of importance on not just completing homework but making sure her kids learn and understand like honestly thats such a great thing to do as a parent im so happy for her

[lost-in-my-own-head]

Fucking finally. A ray of fucking hope.

[alialioxenfreeee]

This woman means so much to me and I’m so happy that she gets to be as happy and content as she has always deserved

[coral]

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

[t4nbeauty-deactivated20210308]

Destroy them

[thebootydiaries]

reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af 

[infantdelaluna]

That’s the most 2015 thing

[thebootydiaries]

that was rude on 5 fleeks so bye as hell

[closeted-queer-witch-deactivate]

Whip and nae nae your ass out of here