i wish i was a honeybee

buzzing around... sitting on flowers...

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

high functioning depression is so unserious because i constantly feel like choking myself to death with my own hands but. i got laundry to do

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

[ahno-nimus]

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

[fallow-grove]

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

[ahno-nimus]

That would be fucked up.

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be more fucked up

[ahno-nimus]

Football field full of viruses.

[ahno-nimus]

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

[ahno-nimus]

Really big vampire.

[ahno-nimus]

Inside-out Sweden.

[fallow-grove]

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

[ahno-nimus]

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

[fairycosmos]

one day i will snap out of it im sure

[kosmogrl]

[louisegluckpdf]

valid reasons to call out of work

had a weird dream

left the house and realized you didn’t like your outfit

yeast infection

a little too horny

engrossed in the book you’re reading

[seraphrain]

[fravery]

I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[dogpuppy]

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[meanbuddhist]

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently

[flipchild]

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

[brawltogethernow]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)