Writing Prompts/ Ideas

Heyo! This is a writing prompts blog and we probably won't post too often. We accept submissions and will do our best to tag our shit (no promises). Hope this sparks some ideas :) Note that if you decide to use these ideas we definitely want to read them! Run by @mercy67 and @rambleonwaywardson Also these are all quotes we have used in real conversations.

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Don't win, just sin!

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"I'm too nice."

"Just wait, you can get crueler yet."

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"I'm okay with not having any cock in my life."

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“Whether you’re drunk or stupid you’re still embarrassing”

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"Curse our circumstances!" *shakes fist at god*

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“Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to kill you.”

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"Cutie. Sociopath. What’s the difference really?"

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"Why don’t you have more faith in humanity?”

“Why do you have so much?”

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"How does one explain to a mythical being that they cannot just be a dick."

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"He deserves to be hit on the arm by a clipboard."

"... Or to the head."

"Oh cool I was trying to reign myself in but we're on the same page."

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"Also, whatever happened to slitting people's throats? We always get gun deaths or stab wounds to the abdomen. It's just so bland! Where's the pizazz?? The creativity? The intimacy? I swear people just don't know how to kill anymore."

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"Fellas? Is it gay to hold your homie's hand while he sleeps?"

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"I just don't think that man is the epitome of straight?"

"I don't know maybe the British are inherently more fruity."

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“I think, when I die, I’ll miss you the least."

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“That’s how god wills it, and that is how it will stay.”

“I thought you didn’t believe in god.”

“I don’t. But if he says I didn’t fuck this up, then we better listen.”

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“I don’t even like laser tag and you want me to get *shot*?!”

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“I’m destroying you out of love.”