[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[the-quasar-hero]

Local white man in your class has selflessly volunteered to be devils advocate in an argument no one was having

[otherwindow]

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

[jellyfishpleaseok]

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

[otherwindow]

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[toxicbarbies]

[horreurscopes]

a criminal

[unclefather]

He is a man and a boy

[bob-belcher]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[elven-child]

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

get pissed

get stressed

experience negative emotions

cry

feel rebellious

be done with everyone’s shit

be too tired for anything

feel overwhelmed

need to be comforted

get furious and demand to be taken seriously

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the new drink of the new decade

[antimereplex]

Wait- how is this diet

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

[bob-belcher]

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[theoldreclaimingasia]

[tired-pascal]

No they’re fucking not lol

[bigasspants]

[tired-pascal]

Learn basic biology sweaty

[bigasspants]

[greglestrade]

I had a dream that just before the Oscars started Lady Gaga broke both of her arms but like point blank refused to leave was fine would go the hospital after… whatever! and when she won the award Olivia Colman went on stage with her and you know that thing where you stand behind someone and kinda slide your arms under their arms and pretend that you’re their hands…. that. but instead of holding Lady Gaga’s Oscar She just kept making the hand gesture for scissoring

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[blushie]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The vape industry’s playing the youth in the same exact way the cigarette industry did years ago

[heckshowerthoughts]

This is actually a really big problem! To my younger followers (and the older ones), please know that vaping can be just as addictive as smoking. New research is starting to come out showing the negative effects of the chemicals in vape. It might not be as bad as cigarettes, but please: keep yourself safe. Save your money, save your lungs, and don’t start. The vape industry just wants you to get addicted young and be a customer for life.