Kiss The Go Goat!

Wipe away those tears of blood again he/him | trans man

[memewhore]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[swagvo1d]

there are places you haven't been where you already belong

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[meatsound]

when i grow up i wanna be the guy designing magazine covers in vampire the masquerade

[nonbinarybeartrade]

this is how tumblr girlies hold and look at their insane fictional men

[mcloughlin-art]

Yellowfang’s Secret

[innerchildabortionclinic]

uppies-seeking behavior

[fallingtowers]

call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming

[jellyfishpleaseok]

@deadsearisen

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.