too femme to function

🥀

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[for-what-its-worth1213-deactiva]

Lmao damn tumblr

[shamoyakelly]

I fucking hate you tumblr

[idkloner]

@yungd0nut

[kushandwizdom]

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

[godblessjunhui-deactivated20200]

SORRRRRRY FOLLOWERS NRI 

[twoamtay-blog]

no why do these exist

[caramel-velvet]

I’m sorry. My moms not home right now

[chloelovescatsandfood]

cant risk it

[dellalyra]

apologies no risks being taken

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

Can’t risk it!!! My mom isn’t even home right now.

[ficklepicklefandoms]

Ain’t risking it for a biscuit

[coffeeandmondays]

I can’t risk

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[for-what-its-worth1213-deactiva]

Lmao damn tumblr

[shamoyakelly]

I fucking hate you tumblr

[idkloner]

@yungd0nut

[kushandwizdom]

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

[godblessjunhui-deactivated20200]

SORRRRRRY FOLLOWERS NRI 

[twoamtay-blog]

no why do these exist

[caramel-velvet]

I’m sorry. My moms not home right now

[chloelovescatsandfood]

cant risk it

[dellalyra]

apologies no risks being taken

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

Can’t risk it!!! My mom isn’t even home right now.

[ficklepicklefandoms]

Ain’t risking it for a biscuit

[coffeeandmondays]

I can’t risk

[lucyintheskywithxanax]

At 23:08pm In The Music Room, I Was Saved (Part 1)

Pairing: Wilhemina Venable x Fem Reader

Requested by anon: wilhemina and reader being in a relationship pre-apocalypse but then one of the reader’s friends talks with wilhemina about how much the reader’s better off without her. wilhemina breaks up with reader but reader is assigned at Outpost 3. (did you send me this prompt only yesterday? Yes. Should I be ashamed? Probably. Am I ashamed? Hell no). Credits to this amazing person for this amazing plot idea.

A/N: you guys, I’m so happy with how this turned out. Don’t come at me for this, though. You all know you love the angst. There’ll be several parts, maybe 2, probably 3. x

(To the anon who requested the Ally fic, I know it’s taking me forever to write it and I’m sorry)

Word count: ≈ 4 300

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[rosesofthetwilight]

[profeminist]

Cher being interviewed in the 90′s

[merelybeing]

(x)

[americxanhorrorstory]

“Jude, we’ve been doing this dance for so many years. Are you sure you’re ready?”

[alwaysbewoke]

Come after AOC at your own risk 

[theepoetspoet]

[eadazuq-nara]

Jodie Comer reading a love letter from Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf for Pride Inside

[russiansappho]

Vita & Virginia, 2019 // Portrait of a Marriage, 1990

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mulherviado]

Lana Winters and Wendy Peyser... They deserved so much better.

[eintsein]

A Guide to Planning Systems

It’s important to have a system of getting things done, whether it’s tackling tasks as the day progresses or having a carefully planned schedule for every single hour of the week. How can you create an effective personal planning system that suits your needs and preferences?

Mentioned in this post:

Attention Management: How to Take Control and Live Intentionally

Energy Management: A Human-Based Organization Method

Flexible Time-Blocking: A More Breathable Way to Get Things Done

The ABCDE Method: Accomplish Tasks More Efficiently

My other posts

N.B. some categories include a few examples but they are no means limited to the ones listed here, e.g. there may be methods of organizing tasks other than the five listed here.

[i-heart-scully]

insp.(x)

[anna-kendrick]

Bechloe kiss.

[notalessbean]

IM SCREAMINGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS AKDHAKSJSK

[aubrey-plaza]

BECHLOE KISS?????

[notalessbean]

FINALLLY??!!? WHATTTTT AKDHAKSHAKSHAKS IM CRYING SKDBSKSBSJS

[marvelfansince08love]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus!

Word Count: 1K 

Pairing: Ally Mayfair-Richards x Fem!Reader

Warning; Some mentions of NSFW 

A/N: Here’s another crazy idea that I also came up with tonight! I’m sorry for the spam lmao. Inspired by the song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’ by The Jackson 5. Thanks @canarypoint​ for reading over you star! x

Tags: @waitingfortheendtocome​ @natasha-danvers​ @coconutlipss​ @saucy-sapphic​ @minavenable​ @grilledcheeseandguavajelly​ @mssallymckenna​ @witchxaf​ @creepingwolfberry​ @chewbacca0805​ @regal-roni​ @thisisanexistentialcrisis​ @versonstar​ @venablemayfairgoode​ @nyx-aira​ @pearplate​ @r0an0ke​ @veteranwerewolf95​ @natasharomanoffswife​ @billiedeansbottom

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! 

The house is quiet as the fire blazes on, illuminating the living room with a bright orange glow. Ally sits sipping on her hot cocoa, an amusing glint in her eyes as she watches you struggle out of the Santa suit. 

“I can’t believe he didn’t show up, now look at me!” You grumble, as you try to remove the black boot from your left foot, hopping in one spot as you try to keep your balance. Ally shushes you through quiet chuckles, she sets her mug down onto the coffee table and approaches you. You huff still dressed in the ridiculous outfit as she wraps her arms around your neck, the fake beard brushing against her nose making her scrunch her offended nose. 

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