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[philosophybits]

“State is the name of the coldest of all cold monsters. Coldly it lies; and this lie slips from its mouth: ‘I, the state, am the people’.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[hollowboobtheory]

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

[burr-ell]

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Y'all don't even smoke weed! Orphan trauma!🎵

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[tunisian]

Telling people not to use chatgpt is ableist. Some people arent eloquent enough and need it to convey what they want to say

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

[nunhauntology]

RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF MEANS THAT YOU DON’T FALL FOR SHALLOW AND EASY SOLUTIONS

ADRIENNE RICH

[callisteios]

please join me for a session of gentle weeping in celebration of the beauty of our shared world

[xanaxfarts]

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

[uiaoan13]

I won’t

[ycoil]

(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[tflatte]

[fuck-customers]