My Great Escape

AVATAR { WATERBENDER }

[throwbackblr]

[throwbackblr]

YOU NEARLY KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FOR A REPTAR ON ICE TICKET 😂

[cleothegoldfish]

Priorities. 

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

The first “I’m gay” you say is usually tearful and scared and preceding probable disaster. Almost shameful. 

I think it’s a power move that the hundredth time you say it is usually loud, obnoxious, nonsensical or in the face of some lame hetero who “doesnt get” gay pride. 

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[sirfrogsworth]

I’m not sure where I fall on the “swans are evil” debate, but I kinda like this one. 

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[catchymemes]

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[vore-goblin]

Minimum wage job: oh you requested this certain day off over 2 weeks in advance? oopsie i forgot!

Millennials: so you’ll get someone to cover me?

Minimum wage job: no that’s YOUR responsibility! and getting people to take your shifts? CLEARLY you don’t want to go anywhere in this position :/

Minimum wage job: and you should be coming in every day to check the schedule anyway! even if you’re supposed to be off! because anytime we make sudden changes we don’t have to give notice that’s just your responsibility

[septic-everlasting]

Friendly reminder Tom found out he was Spider-Man exactly when we did

[boringangel]

🗣🗣🗣

[politijohn]

Tuition free education for all

[rochastocade]

biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

Disagreements are a part of every healthy relationship. Having bad days when you’re not your best self is a part of every healthy relationship. Fighting, disrespect, and insults? Those are not healthy at all. 

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ the fact that some people don’t get this is staggering.

[notchristianbale]

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[laurasterisk]

As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then