Guilty of Bastardry

Just a mess really. 24. Currently in the fort pit. Call me Pine. Scream on sky cowboy.

[bluescluesposting]

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[otiksimr]

round-let

[otiksimr]

Bing bong.

[zero-the-whimsical]

gotta keep my miis healthy with a well rounded diet of Silica gel packets and AAA Batteries 🥰

[m1s0-s0ups]

yay

[goldensunset]

if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[ruinedchildhood]

[conmenn]

boss as a term of endearment or something

[sergal]

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[zenaidazog]

They are just so red and blue to me

[m1s0-s0ups]

I rlly like seeing corbeau with a venipede

[mrchouyu]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[flamewyrmz]

everyone stop what you're doing immediately

he's presents

[is-the-pokemon-video-cute]

Rating: Cute

He's presents

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

[vexwerewolf]

Finally: ethical drunk driving