there is love in your body

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[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[darthlenaplant]

[thewitchway]

Dont go to THAT pretend tea party - that girl serves weird air.

[vastwinterskies]

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[sadhoc]

first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own

eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[nociceptrix]

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[fahye]

BODIES OF MAGIC

At the Academie of the Grand Duchy of Sieuxerr, every mage with the healer’s gift has five years to master their power and to prepare for the infamous Grand Exam—a five-day trial whose results will determine their entire future.

The list of exam rules includes: • You will perform five practical cases. • Your exam group is chosen at random. • You pass together, or fail together.

It does not include: • On the first day, your exam group will find a classmate’s dead body in the exam hall.

And as they will soon discover, this particular group all have something to hide… and all have a connection with the dead girl, a brilliant scholar who would have been first in their class. Five scholars. Five secrets. Five days in which to solve a murder, pass the most important exam of their lives, and uncover a secret larger than all of their own combined. One with the potential to change the world.

Are you ready?

Let’s begin.

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that's right, folks: it's the next book! coming in september this year, on both sides of the pond.

this one took me decades to brew, months to plan, and a hellish couple of years to write. it's been the bane of my existence and I am THRILLED that it's going to be out in the world soon so I can make it everyone else's problem.

it's half dark academia and half a murder mystery. it has five narrators and they're all having the worst week of their life, and I love them & their terrible decisions so much.

and now, most importantly: is it gay?

yes. yes it is. (m/m and f/nb romances)

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PREORDER US

PREORDER UK

[faithschaffer]

🍏 Passing hope forward into the new year 🍏 Wishing you all a kind and happy 2026 💚

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[cherryys]

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[pallegina]

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

[glutenfreeman]

[funstyle]

Male manipulation hack #384

If a guy is crying you can make him cry harder by saying "You're not your dad". This will upset him if he loves his dad but also if he hates his dad. And if it's complicated it might give him a boner too