I fucking hate conservative humor. It’s always something like:
“What did the cow said to the non-binary, trans, they/them, leftist, socialist Kamala supporter when they asked for her pronounces..?”
“Moo”
And it sucks every time
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I fucking hate conservative humor. It’s always something like:
“What did the cow said to the non-binary, trans, they/them, leftist, socialist Kamala supporter when they asked for her pronounces..?”
“Moo”
And it sucks every time
I don’t trust a man who likes Oreos and plays the mandolin. I don’t know what about them, but I think it’s mainly with the “man” part
I know only 2 things
The first thing is: a thing
The second thing is: also a thing
I d-… I don’t know any more
James Bond is a shit spy!
Double o’seven these nuts.
How can one spy be so shit. You have only one fucking job and you’re fucking it up.
James, Jamie, Jonny-boy, dude, as a spy people aren’t supposed to know who you are! That’s like rule one of spying!
“The name’s Bond, James Bond” now they know who you are. You’re going around sleeping with all those women and then act surprised they actually secretly spies. At least they do their fucking job!
The millisecond someone says “Mr. Bond, I’ve heard a lot about you” is the moment you realize how a colossal monumental fuck up you are.
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