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I don't know...

#*Open #[ have awk herman for my absence ]

[She snorts, tossing her hair.]

Sweetie, I’m deathless. That’s kinda my schtick. And I’m not saying hit it at full blast—there’d have to be some fine-tuning, sure, but I bet once you worked out the kinks, so to speak, you’d have me purring like a kitten.

Oh my god—I just told you. Because it’s funny! That’s it! That’s the whole reason!

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You're the devil.

#stillmanlierthanyou #*intros #WELL HE'S NOT LIKE 80 #GOSH

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why not herman/being emotionally traumatized by wanda

it’s a great ship come on aboard

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why not make it ot3 with herman/fred/being emotionally traumatized by wanda

#out of shocks;

#out of shocks;#otp to the max

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Because it’s hilarious and you make such cute grump faces. Listen, the offers still on the table, if you’f ever really like to explore your powers for good.

And by ‘good’, I of course mean ‘orgasms’, which I think we can both agree are the very greatest kind of good.

…You’re not a virgin, are you? You kind of give off that vibe…

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{ herman's zoned out at the moment. why is she talking about sex? that's weird. herman's just some slightly old man. he even has an ex-wife. of course he's not a virgin, but that doesn't change this looney toon's mind, apparently. dang. } For one, my gauntlets will probably kill you if I hit you with them. Two and three and possibly four... why are you doing this to me?!

#stillmanlierthanyou #POOR HERMAN THOUGH