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[notasupcrhero]

thepureofheart:

“Hates…plants ?”  Root asks.  Being a plant himself, he loves all types of plants but…someone hating them ?  Unheard of. 

“Yep,” He pops the ‘p’ as it rolls off his tongue, “I can’t tell you how many of these suckers I’ve accidentally killed. The whole watering deal? I could never remember.” The plants were always gifts— and he never understood how someone could pass off a plant as a gift.

[fallxnprxnce]

Questions for Muns of Canon Muses

What is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? Why did you come up with it?

Do you have any controversial headcanons that go against what is generally accepted by the fandom? Do you incorporate this into writing your muse or keep it to yourself?

What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?

Have you made any outright changes to the canon material in order to write your muse the way you wanted (entire scenes you chose to omit, chapters you say never existed, things you assume were never said, etc.)?

What is an aspect of your muse’s canon material or canon existence that you never had the opportunity to explore but really want to?

What is the general opinion of your muse’s fandom about them? Do you agree with it?

For movie or TV muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what other character played by your muse’s actor/actress has a lot in common with your muse?

For book muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what other character from a book or book series has a lot in common with your muse?

What canon character do you really wish your muse could interact more with?

What is your ideal AU for your muse?

What plots/interactions leave you feeling protective of your muse?

[notasupcrhero]

closed starter for Groot || @thepureofheart

Tony was never one that liked plants— he elected to ignore how similar they could be to machines and mechanics, with the fragility of it all...but he could never get over the smell.

“Am I the only one who hates this?” He asks, covering his nose while walking through the greenery displays. Sure, if he closed one eye and squinted with the other, he might find it all visually appealing, but he needed both eyes to scour for a path out of there.

[notasupcrhero]

closed starter for Peter Parker || @graveycrds

At first he didn’t believe it; he saw his face everywhere he went, from kids in strollers to passing school buses. The loss was a physical ache, a wound leaving him hollow down to the bone.

But this one, this illusion...moved. Head turned, teeth bared in a smile...and with each breath, it was still undeniably him. Tony nearly broke into a run. 

He yelled, yelled as loud as he could despite the tightness of his chest. “Peter?!” It was panic, it was hope that maybe this finally wasn’t a trick of his mind.

[veryspectacularspiderling-deact]

A conversation

May: Peter did you go out in patrol after your curfew

Peter [with bags under his eyes, visibly tenses]: …no?

Tony [comes out of nowhere]: really because for that past week your Baby Monitor Protocal has recorded you coming home at 3 and 4 in the morning

Peter [mumbling]: Well damn, he pulling out the receipts

[notasupcrhero]

@infiniitestardust @graveycrds

[notasupcrhero]

langstature:

( . @notasupcrhero ) continued from here!!

“my name is cassie lang, mr. stark. you… sort of knew my dad.”

“Hm,” He pauses, mulling over the name. Lang, Lang, Lang... “I’m drawing a blank here. Help me narrow it down— does your dad hate me?” It would be a much longer list, but it was a start.

[notasupcrhero]

closed starter for Tyrone Johnson || @graveycrds

Sure, Tony Stark had seen some strange things. Even this place was strange, his mysterious appearance to not being able to contact anyone he knew...yeah, strange was maybe a little too loose.

But for everything he could’ve expected, a young man passed out in his backyard was decidedly not one of them. Casually, he walked out looking every inch a suburban father, with a coffee mug in hand and fluffy slippers on his feet. He poked the man in the side with said slippers, trying to nudge him awake without doing much work. “Hey, Party City, wake up champ, rise and shine.” And really, was it such an off assumption that this was just someone coming off from a wild night? And who was he to judge?

[notasupcrhero]

"What are these footprints?"

P!ATD Starter Meme || closed || @persnicketkit​

“If it’s animal, count me out.” Tony raised his hands in a mock-surrender. Never the outdoorsy type, his experience with animals was minimal at best, and he’d like to keep it that way. “I’m not made for bears, or wolves, or...deer for that matter.”

[notasupcrhero]

“People have told me I don’t look the same.” from cassie lang!

P!ATD Starter Meme || closed || @langstature

"I can’t imagine you’d still look like a pipsqueak,” Tony gestured to the girl, a general statement despite feeling like he recognized her, if only vaguely. “Who are you again?”

[peppperpotts]

[van-dyne]

#IT’S HIS COPING MECHANISM LEAVE HIM BE ( @elektranhatcios)

[notasupcrhero]

fieryviserion:

viserion walked through town, trying to figure out where she could possibly have ended up, and how she was alive to begin with. she would never admit to being frightened, even if she was, because she was stronger than that. “excuse me?” she approached someone on the street, grateful she seemed to be able to speak the common tongue in this land. “i don’t exactly know where i am, and i’m hoping to find my mother and brothers. could you help?”

Tony’s attention was pulled from his phone, a very unwelcome conversation with a friend from back home and— oh, someone needed help? Perfect excuse, for him anyway, to carelessly click to end the call. He was a little shocked, though, that the person didn’t seem to know or care about who he was. It was almost refreshing.

“Help? I think I can manage. How do you wanna do this? We can get you on a billboard, saddle you with some sob story and get you on TV, or, the easy way—” he raised his phone, shaking it for effect, “a good ol’ fashioned phone call. Pick your poison.”

[runawayncble-blog]

DEATH OF A BACHELOR STARTER MEMES

[ possibly triggering items below ]

01. Victorious

“Tonight we are victorious.” “Let me be your killer king.” “It hurts until it stops; we will love until it’s not.” “I’m a killing spree in white.” “My touch is black and poisonous.” “I know you need it.” “Do you feel it?” “Drink the water.” “Drink the wine.” “We gotta turn up the crazy; livin’ like a washed up celebrity.” “It’s all up the sleeve.” “Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.” “All my friends were glorious.”

02. Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

“It’s a helluva feeling though .” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should probably introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore.” “I was the king of this hologram.” “Memories tend to just pop up.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “Champagne, cocaine, gasoline and most things in between.” “This night is heating up.” “If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time .” “What are these footprints?” “Now I wish that I could find my clothes.” “Can’t even tell if this is a dream.” “How did we end up in my neighbors pool?” “I usually don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I’ve told you time and time again.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” “I think we’ve had enough.”        

03. Hallelujah

“A moment you’ll never remember.” “A night that you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “And if you can’t stop shaking, lean back; Let it move right through ya.” “My life started the day I got caught.” “Who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “Missin’ them like you miss no other.” “Being blue is better than being over it.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “Stop thinking about the words from my mouth.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “Just finish the daydream.” “Who were you tryna be?” “No one wants you when you have no heart.” “You’ll never know if you don’t ever try.” “Let’s try.”  

04. Emperor’s New Clothes

“Finders keepers, losers weepers.” “Welcome to the end of eras.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “It must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “And if you don’t know now you know.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “So close I can taste it.” “I’m so much more than royal.” “Mortal kings are ruling castles.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch.” “Watch them run.” “Heroes will always be remembered.” “Legends will never die.”

05. Death of a Bachelor

“Do I look lonely?” “I see the shadows on my face.” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “Maybe I lost weight.” “Put my heart on your chest so that you can see it too.” “I’m walking the long road.” “I’m watching the sky fall.” “The lace of your dress tingles my neck.” “How do I live?” “How could I ask for more?” “Feels like my heart is going to burst.” “I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

06. Crazy=Genius

“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you disappear.”  “There’s no residue of torture in your eyes.” “Crazy equals genius.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking rocket scientist.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “The wine seems to play tricks on my tongue.”  “You don’t seem to have changed.” “The cut of your knife never hurts.”

07. LA Devotee

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave.” “Just another LA devotee.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand.” “I couldn’t ever try to make you see.” “Always on the hunt for a little more time.”   

08. Golden Days

“I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates from a record shop.” “They were sexy.” “Sexy, looking back from a night that time forgot.” “Don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade?” “The clock just makes the colors turn to grey.” “Forever younger growing older just the same.” “All the memories that we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan.” “Let the love remain.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “The air was sauna hot.”

09. The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True; all of the good girls act so good, til one of them doesn’t wait their turn .” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “Make it a good one.” “You better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways that these things can go; good or bad.” “I’ve got the last judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you felt like.”

10. House of Memories

“If you’re a lover, you should know: the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “Memories turns into a daydream.” “It becomes a taboo.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “It takes my breath away.” “Baby, we built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “I think of you time to time, more than I thought I would.” “They’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe you never wronged me.” “Will you remember me in the same way I remember you?” “Promise me a place in your house of memories.”

11. Impossible Year

“There’s no sunshine.” “Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t disappear.” “There’s no good times.” “They’re so insincere.” “They just intrude and extrude.” “There’s no you and me.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “There’s never in-betweens.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”  

[mcufam]

[notasupcrhero]

Was that [ROBERT DOWNEY JR.]? Oh no no, that was just [TONY STARK], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [MARVEL]. They are [48] years old and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here?

Just a few days.

what is your character’s job?

Nothing at the moment. When his assets likely freeze from disappearing again, he will take on some engineering or mechanic work, taking pleasure in either being transparent in who he is, or vehemently denying it whenever he is recognized.

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom?

Tony is heavily based in the cinematic universe, pulled after the events of Infinity War, but will also have minor comic influences.

has any magic affected your character?

Y E S. Once upon a time, Tony Stark was just a man who realized he was in the wrong, and was desperately trying to make it right. He didn’t need to feel so accountable — as the Stark name was not the first in weapons and will not be the last — but he was anyway. Becoming Iron Man delved him into a whole world of pain, but the major turning point happened in The Avengers, witnessing true magic for the first time, as well as watching a giant wormhole from space open up over his home and threaten to destroy everything he loved.

It gave him anxiety, and the event is something that is still rather sensitive and could send him into an attack. He still struggles with that both he and the Avengers have done, and with knowing his fellow Avengers stand by the idea of having no accountability for their actions.

any other information?

In order to still be...kinda close to canon on this, I’m having Tony be on a break with Pepper. To be upfront, I have...feelings about them as a couple, and I’d rather not portray them here.

[notasupcrhero]

closed starter for Nebula || @existruin

“You,” It was waking up from a haze, bleary-eyed with a mouth as dry as it had been when lost in the Afghanistan desert, “little-miss Blue Man Group.” 

In truth, it was hard to miss her either way, being a blue space robot and all. There was pain swelling in his chest at the thought of that...place, but man he wanted nothing but for them, for Peter, to be here, safe and sound— hell, they were there, weren’t they?

He was about to make yet another stupid comment, probably along the lines of, ‘do you come here often?’ before he noticed a few sparks shoot from her wrist. He immediately shifted, shoulders squared as he made his way to her, eyes locked in. “Do you want any help with that?”

[eloiscbridgerton]

Tony learning from his previous suits’ failures/shortcomings.