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This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

the long game

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

cipheramnesia

I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.

cipheramnesia

Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.

theroguefeminist

im going to come out and say it: isolating is a self-destructive behavior. it might not be as obvious and immediately self-destructive as say, impulsive spending, drug use or risky behaviors, but it gradually decays relationships and can deepen your mental health issues. often, our impulse is to retreat from others and responsibilities for “self care” or to “work on ourselves” and obviously sometimes we need mental health breaks, but there’s a line you cross from “taking a break” to full on neglecting your relationships with others and your social needs that can be incredibly damaging to yourself and others over time

ageae

!!!

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

i’m taking the words “fetish” and “kink” away from the internet until you people learn what sexual attraction is

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

objectification too like it's called "objectification" because the subject of someone's sexual desire is being treated as an object with no desires of their own. there's nothing wrong with thinking a person is sexy as long as you don't forget they're a person. holy shit people

greensunzenith

"sexualization and objectification are the same thing” comes straight from “sex is an intrinsically degrading act” and frankly I’m not into that vibe in the slightest

pandoraborn

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

slow-burn-sally

Can we also stop with the one-upping about sleep. If someone tells you they’re tired because they only got six hours of sleep, please don’t immediately say “Oh that’s nothing! I only sleep three hours a night!”. Or “you don’t even know what tiredness is until you’ve done xyz thing!”

Just stop. We should all feel totally comfortable getting the amount of sleep we need. Be it four hours or 11.

feetdavidson

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

astraldemise

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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astraldemise

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

astraldemise

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like this

rcris123

I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

gayvampyr

why is everyone talking about pedro pascal. inst he the scallop guy from animal crossing

gayvampyr

pedro pascal

cryptotheism

NEW POKEMON TYPES:

Funk

Culinary

Latina

Catholic

Literary

Jock

Nonbinary

Milspec

Kink

Post-Structuralist

Guido

Soulful

we1rdsc1ence

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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h0

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

vampireopossum

happy holidays to those who celebrate

areallycreativeusername

kvrs-deactivated20220420

natalieironside

[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.

natalieironside

"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"

itznarcotic

endlace

girlnola bar

greelin

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal