Simon: Yeah you’re my arch nemesis, but I’d still fuck you if you asked.
Baz, blushing: What?
Simon, also blushing: I mean– What???
Penelope, off in the distance: He said he’d fuck you if you asked!!
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Simon: Yeah you’re my arch nemesis, but I’d still fuck you if you asked.
Baz, blushing: What?
Simon, also blushing: I mean– What???
Penelope, off in the distance: He said he’d fuck you if you asked!!
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i live to fluster baz
Snow kissed me last night until my mouth was sore. He kissed me so much, I was worried I’d Turn him with all my saliva. He held himself up on all fours above me and made me reach up for his mouth–and I did. I would again. I’d cross every line for him. I’m in love with him. And he likes this better than fighting.
From ‘Carry On’ by Rainbow Rowell
every inch of you is perfect from the
to the
Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...
simon snow?
i can’t believe simon watched baz make such a dramatic, extra af entrance into the dining hall after being mysteriously missing for weeks, and still had the audacity to think that he was straight
it’s not really surprising since simon watched himself obsessing over baz and nearly going insane because of him being mysteriously missing for weeks and still thought he himself was straight
Baz Pitch 🖤
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vampires please interact
im gonna say it… simon snow ghostwrote this
baz around simon:
REBLOG IF YOU POST MOSTLY CARRY ON
I need to follow every carry on blog out there lol so reblog away
I’m-
Baz canonically already blushes when he's just got a stammering Simon in front of him. If he wasn't a Vampire, he would probably be blushing all the time. That's really adorable
Agatha: *is in love with baz*
Baz:
baz: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Simon asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
simon: what kind of animal is the pink panther
baz, already taking off his clothes: snow, you’re so fucking stupid
This is what happens when I have free time
Dragon Kisses and Other Lovely Gifts
simon, baz, and penny are going to america in wayward son in order to help with the area 51 raid send tweet