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Will you ever get back together with Mickey?
“While I love Mickey and always will, I think it’s pretty obvious that we both need to move on. I’m just holding him back. I’m the one who broke up with him after all. Better fucking own up to it.”
Out of the characters that you are yet to role play with, who would you most like to have yours interact with?
OH GOD. Everyone to be honest? Which is hard because this group is so massive but personally I’d love to establish connections with characters from fandoms I know nothing about. I can’t even tell you how many great new shows and movies this RPG has introduced me to. But seriously I want to plot with everyone so if you’re interested in plotting please don’t hesitate to message me or send me a meme! This applies for @lilyxlunaxpotter and @hugoxweasleyx as well since I got this same anon on them.
sms ✉️: pansy + ian
P.P: asjo 12 fgj
P.P: i have no idea how to use this
I.G: Ya I see that.
“Okay who the fuck stole my clothes? Fucking Carl. Mind tossing me that towel? It’s fucking freezing.”
@offayeisms
“Do I even want to know what kind of trouble you got yourself into this time?”
❝ 100+ f.r.i.e.n.d.s starter sentences
enoughncrve:
extralcomplex:
“well, no problem, we’ll just use it to stop the bleeding.”
“this is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - what’s bigger than huge?”
“oh i’m so sorry, i just gave away the ending didn’t i?”
“i mean - how, how did this happen?”
“i mean isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?”
“so what the hell happened to you?”
“there was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.”
“i never would’ve gone for it with her if it hadn’t been for you.”
“how is that a silver lining?”
“you want to know what i’m thinking?”
“i was trying to spare your feelings.”
“okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”
“okay, sweetheart, i’ll see you later.”
“you think you could close your eyes for just a sec?”
“i sort of did a stupid thing last night.”
“okay, ______, why don’t you just go get dressed and be on your way.”
“you’re not pathetic, you’re just sad.”
“this is about your horrible mistake.”
“okay, you’re going to have to not touch my ass.”
“you’re sure he’s going to be able to crack that code?”
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@lilyxlunaxpotter, @hugoxweasleyx
he’s moved from his very comfortable spot on the bed to a now very TENSE position, having crawled out from under the sheets and turning around so he’s angled more toward ian, back to the door. he’s got a hand on ian’s shoulder though, thumb moving up and down, concern etched on his features. “you’re AWAKE now, okay?? you’re good. you don’t have to go back to sleep if you don’t want.” he doesn’t know what nightmare was ABOUT, but he doesn’t have to to understand how he’s feeling. “shit, do you, uh, do you want me to grab you some water or something??” / @notbrcken
No matter how hard he tried to free his mind he wasn’t able to escape the incidents that had happened the other night, the horrific image FOREVER etched into his mind. He had seen some pretty gruesome stuff before, hell he grew up in the South Side but watching someone die in his own arms as he fought his absolute HARDEST to keep them alive? That ripped out a piece of his heart and he wasn’t the same since that incident. He awakes with a gasp, panting, immediately softening with the feeling of Stiles’s gentle thumb upon his freckled shoulder. Ian swallows, nodding his head as he licks his lips trying to find words to speak. Not saying anything, his strong arms wrap around Stiles as he pulls him back down to the bed, holding him in his embrace until shimmying so that Ian is now nuzzling his face into Stiles’s neck, slithering his hand down as he laces their fingers, “Just another nightmare.” He says tiredly before shaking his head, “No...just...Please don’t leave.”
@littlewolf-hybrid liked for a starter!
“Fucking shit! Sorry, I thought you were my friend Faye. Jesus. I don’t think I’ll EVER get used to this doppelganger shit. I’m Ian.”
@xraising5kids liked for a starter!
The work hours were long and tedious and although Ian was exhausted, he couldn’t get enough of the thrill and the satisfaction that ensued from being able to help save lives. Though the job was still fresh and new, he was still under close watch due to his bi-polar but as the weeks passed and Ian proved himself as more than capable, he was getting sent out on the more serious and life threatening missions. Still, he missed his family and he worried about them. Especially Fiona. So after a late night of work he stalked his way over to Fiona’s room, knocking on the door before opening it, “Fiona?” He grins as he holds up a paper bag, “Got ice cream and vodka.”
the main literally just posted a thing about NOT posting starter calls in the starter tag
And I literally just realized my mistake and FIXED it.
Starter Call!
Like this for a closed starter from Ian Gallagher! If you play more than one muse, specify which one!
“I’m starving. And you look delicious.”
“You’re not too bad yourself. Though why don’t you taste for yourself?”
“Do not pity me– By doing so you are only making a poor example of yourself.”
“Not like I can make a RICH example of myself. From the South Side. Back of the Arts. Why the fuck would I pity you?”
“Sometimes I wish my feelings had an off switch.”
“Used to the feel the same way. Then I got put on these meds that made me feel like a zombie and I missed actually feeling shit...pain, happiness even fucking love.”
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
@hugoxweasleyx, @lilyxlunaxpotter
are you ever going to get back together with ian or is that done for good?
❛ that ain’t solely up to me. and can we just drop the fuckin’ topic ?? —— don’t wanna talk about that shit. ❜
“You never wanna talk about that shit.”
Have you ever topped with Ian
❛ —— duh. yeah, of course. he whined like a lil bitch. ❜
