Trashy Business

Me just being the trash I am

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Crowley in fanfics: well spoken and had perfect grammar

Crowley in actuality: grunts as a response to everything, pointless noises, stumbles on every word

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I’m not saying you have to agree with my beliefs or others beliefs or that you have to change your beliefs.

I’m just saying don’t be a dick to people that may have different beliefs or don’t conform to your own personal beliefs.

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So I was playing my music out loud yet quietly while I was walking around since my earbuds just broke. I was listening to “You Will Be Found” from DEH. This is a convo my dad and I had:

Dad: is that you singing?

Me: I’m not singing? I’m playing music though...

D: oh

M: but if you genuinely think I sound like the cast of DEH then thank you cuz I wish

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My little sister (a 3 year old) is obsessed with bath bombs. She came up to me just now and said “I can’t eat bath bombs” .....? Is my sister Jared Klienman?! What do I do about this?

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MY FRIEND CONFESSED HER UNDYING LOVE TO ME WHAT DO I DO

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Okay so I a while ago I had a dream about a shooter and I was running through my school asking for help. At the end of my dream I found my friend. Then we both re walked the entire dream with me explaining what was gonna happen in order. I never woke up in between the dreams and I typically never remember dreams. What does this mean? It’s been eating me up for like 2 months. I tried looking it up but didn’t find anything. Help

[notclassyjusttrashy]

How I’m gonna die

Me on life support: lol just kill me

Nurse: k

Nurse: *pulls plug*

Me: what are you doing

Nurse: what you asked

Me: wai-

Me as a ghost: ... well fuck you too Janice geez

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THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

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That’s gay

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How am I supposed to “Love thy neighbor as thy self” if I hate myself?

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Instead of “Get out of my way loser” Jeremy should say “move it or lose it buckaroo”

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I will never understand how some people can literally post “I love lasagna” and get thousands of notes

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We shorten “God bless you” to “bless you” but why not “God you???”

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Let’s Raise Awareness

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Watch dan and phil come out in a 10 part series on Shane’s channel

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Me: *sees two people relatively close in the hallway *

Me: I ship it