wElCoMe tO mY TwIsTeD uNdErWoRlD

i sense someone crashing out and ranting about me

[notdefendingtaylor]

Imagine hating antis so much you beg for our attention

meanwhile we never forget when you showed us who you really are, Neutralslur

[notdefendingtaylor]

A Toy Story Song that she says is about Jessie……..

Yet the lyrics say otherwise as they tie in cardigan, Peter, I look in people’s windows, plus a few more. Just twisted into a happier tone. The overarching connective tissue? They’re all songs supposedly about Matty Healy 😂.

She just can’t help herself and it’s absolutely hilarious that swifties are refusing to acknowledge it.

another anon said it was joe-coded. i see arguments for both:

"there were times we could fight like brothers" - 'trust him like a brother' was a joe lyric

"I knew you, all your blues like a mood ring changing colors" - she referenced joe's 'blues' in so long london

"But love has ways of bringing things back to life" - she mentioned her thing with Matty coming back to life at one point

"I knew it, I knew you" 'I knew you, dancing in your levis' & 'if you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary' - Matty tracks

"Oh the rivers I cried when we said goodbye / Wondering if I'd made it up in my mind" = 'crucial evidence I didn't imagine the whole thing' = Matty

none of these lyric suggest Travis or ascribe any depth to her feelings for him, and I don't think anyone buys this is a truly entirely fictional track.

[notdefendingtaylor]

someone on ontd a while back was saying that that taylor’s re-recording project turned her into essentially a chatgpt slop version of herself that constantly self references and reuses the same words and imagery. was just reminded of that idea for no particular reason.

she got clocked for this by reviewers of ttpd. they said she tediously recycled the same themes: witches, trails, revenge, persecution, etc. one called ttpd a snake eating itself, another said something about how she cannibalizes her own lore.

wonder how many antis ttpd created, only for tloas to blow it out of the water in terms of laughable triteness

[notdefendingtaylor]

do we think she will drop her wedding video exclusively on like apple music or something RIGHT as it rings midnight 6/12/26 to try and block

no idea, but your reference to the event as content does make me wonder: when are swifties gonna crash out when there's no more content to mine from this 12 album coming-of-age/finding-true-love-story they've followed through taylor's eyes this whole time? are kids going to generate as much breathless anticipation and fierce interest?

[notdefendingtaylor]

I saw Joe liked one of Olivia’s posts recently, and now I see he was with Charli and George at Dua Lipa’s wedding celebration 🤭 just funny that swifties claim he’s a nobody but clearly he has connections

i like to think he just gets invited to stuff because he'll be chill, bring no drama, and hang with these celebs like he's both one of them and a normal dude. he seems like a low key person judging from the casual smiles we see when he's at events

[notdefendingtaylor]

Why is she pushing so hard with number 5 for Toy Story just because it's 5th instalment? Releases song on June 5th and says she was obsessed with this franchise since she was 5 - girl, it premiered on November 22nd 1995, you were 3 weeks from being 6 years old, stfu. And it's basically so insignificant, so why even push this bullshit? For her cult to write more "OMG HER MIND" and act like it was destined and written in the stars? Yeah, it's a kids' movie, but it doesn't mean you gotta be acting childish like that.

the numerology stuff is so old at this point. sure, when you're a kid you feel edgy and contrarian for having 13 as a favorite number and injecting it into everything. but past a certain point, the QAnon flavor of all of this just starts to feel weird.

[notdefendingtaylor]

Ngl I was actually kinda excited for the new song since I think her country music is her best music but this is so blah. The production is very bland, the melody isn’t catchy, and she sounds bored.

i only listened once but the drop beat really bothered me. the restraint on songs like 'betty' would have worked a lot better here.

[notdefendingtaylor]

crying laughing watching swifties try to convince themselves and everyone else that a msg wedding can be totally elegant and classy

for the rumored $20m they could hide a lot of the features but taylor has zero taste or style herself. maybe she hired someone who does, but i doubt it (oblig caveat that maybe this is misdirection from tree, but swifties have to swear every detail they get their hands on is genius)

[notdefendingtaylor]

taylor copying gracie's song title and gracie letting it go is so ironic considering if it was the other way around taylor would look for any reason to sue

at this point everyone in the music industry is more mature than she is

gracie is shaping up pretty well in her career and personal life and she's 10 years younger than taylor. i don't think she'll be setting endless records for tours and sales like taylor but some people measure success differently - in artistry and overall life satisfaction, you know?

[notdefendingtaylor]

gotta admit, the msg rumor is an insane and funny troll and sets the standard so that now anything else they do will look understated and classy by comparison lol.

quite possibly a troll, but taylor is also tasteless af so i can't really say what rock bottom is. if true, it would be very sad for her:

It was a few years later, I showed up here And they still tell the legend of how you disappeared How you took the money and your dignity and got the hell out They say you bought a bunch of land somewhere Chose the Rose Garden over Madison Square And it took some time, but I understand it now

maybe she will choose a rose garden instead? hEr MiNd

[notdefendingtaylor]

So many switfies being petty about dua lipas wedding and claiming she blocked off the whole of Palermo like Bezos did in Venice, when according to locals she rented and closed off half of one square next to her venue and paid the businesses affected and there's been very little disruption to the town

I can't tell if they're mad Joe is there (so many of them seem to think he's just there to network with Taylor's ops instead of him being friends with Callum) or if they're just mad because everything about Dua's wedding screams old hollywood glamour, she looks stunning and high fashion, her fiancé is clearly smitten with her and she's having fun- and we all know already that it may be the pop star wedding of the year and Taylor's wedding may attempt old Hollywood but there's a strong chance it'll also have a football theme

lovely looks and the overall vibe is breezy and summery and chic. if taylor's madison square garden announcement is true, it's the opposite of a sizzling summer wedding in a place infused with style and history.

[notdefendingtaylor]

lmaoooo joe and charli were both at a celebration for dua’s wedding and there’s a pic of them near each other and swifties are losing their minds

how is it that when taylor is around MAGA she just 'can't control who stands near her'

but this is cause for a swiftie freak out??

whatever. unless william bowary features on a charli track it's a real nothingburger but swifties are not built like us

[notdefendingtaylor]

welp, i was hoping a return to country could be nice refresh for taylor but she's so cooked lol. we ain't ever getting a folklore again 😭.

nooooope. I think dessner needs to be respected daily by every folkmore girly. He was the secret sauce imo

[notdefendingtaylor]

People are really spending $25 plus $11 shipping for one song on one vinyl. For Toy Story 5. Fucking Toy Story 5. Nobody else could do a soulless cash grab like dipshit swift and her fans though. I bet the full album is going to be maybe 29.99. And they'll buy every version of that, too.

I never understood the variant vinyl sales model. What’s the attraction?? The different colors or designs? Great, that’s satisfying for a few minutes. Then I guess you have to buy the next variant to feel something again

[notdefendingtaylor]

it’s so interesting to me that everyone assumes travis will be the one to cheat on taylor when taylor is actually the one with a much more extensive history of cheating on her partners

True true. I mean, Travis does seem to know what side his bread is buttered on 🤑

They are both emotionally immature so it’s a race to the bottom 🤷‍♀️

[notdefendingtaylor]

i'm on "father figure is directed @ travis"(at least partially) team just because it would be hilarious. reprimending, threating, patronizing, schooling her future husband on publicly released song from an album where she is her the happiest ever - just the funniest shit.

yes this is still the funniest theory and therefore my fave. Let’s all remember that she said something idiotic about the song being inspired by the show Succession LOLOL

[notdefendingtaylor]

father figure has always felt to me like taylor mocking the “taydaughter” concept in a “i will always be the hbic” kind of way. i brought you into this world, i can take you out, etc.

(one of the only songs on tloasg that actually reveals something interesting about her psyche, imo, if only swifties were brave enough to take the stan glasses off)

oh this is a savvy reading! If Taylor were honest with herself that this is not the healthiest mindset and one that’s antithetical to the spirit of collaboration and peer support, maybe she could inject some actual heart into her music again. Her emotional isolation yielded a very inaccessible album.