Notes and Hoes

My cars, cars i like, and of course... floosies.

[gurrru]

[patina-research]

[morbidrodz]

[jooheonsolo-blog]

[shakotanchurch]

[tamamoland]

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20150]

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

[memyselfandhate]

what

[notesandhoes]

dog person: we have a purebred border collie with a bernese twist

cat person: this is rita we love her she's orange

[guy]

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

[visual-poetry]

[notesandhoes]

Woopwoop

[pridesite]

9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

[greyconflict]

If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you

[bookishamy]

i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could get

taylorswift

to wear sweaters and watch cat videos

[imaginonsensemble-deactivated20]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

YAAASSS DRAG THEM OBAMA

[iwantcupcakes]

[meowdk-deactivated20130518]

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

[ask-arthur-christmas-claus-deac]

((I will never not reblog this.))

[ruinedchildhood]

hate to break it to you but this is what he actually said.. (x)

[sexybritishllama]

i feel a spiritual connection with this vine

[tastefullyoffensive]

Wiggle with it. (watch with sound)

[goongdingy]

[zerostop]

whenever i see this gif

i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

[just-shower-thoughts]

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.