My Boring Life

Hey, I'm Matt. 21. Taken. I'm a recent college grad, and this is my blog. On your adventure through these pages you will probably find (a lot) of humor, something cool occasionally, and sometimes opinions voiced by others that I agree with. Or something...

[meanplastic]

Accurate scientific research

[rodetosuccess-deactivated201411]

I just died

[redclaygirl-deactivated20140529]

PLEASE

[msunderstoo]

im so dead

[omgs]

BUT REALLY

[memewhore]

[deactivatedsamayres1992-blog]

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

[1000drawings]

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

delete this

[jackmeister]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

[glitterweave]

please do yourself a favor and watch this.

[tyleroakley]

good LORD

[datassium]

bless your soul

[classydude]

pxppunkprincess 😂😭

[delacroix911]

[sealfie]

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

[tyleroakley]

okay buzzfeed

[buzzfeed]

okay but you watched at least 57 seconds of this sooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[themoonisfree]

Lmfao got emmmmm

[winterforsunagain-deactivated20]

BuzzCLAPTFBACKfeed

[nyokoko]

I’m YELLING LMFAOOO WHO IS RUNNING THAT TUMBLR

[noteverythingiswhatitseems-]

Check out a mashup I’ve been working on. Also shout out to Cody for putting up with all the crappy unpolished products.

[stability]

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

[jaidefinichon]

[kill-la-kel]

“May the force be with you" 

“And also with you”

[celloing]

This meme is everything I’ve ever needed

[ulibeanzz]

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

[drunkaly-blog]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is a masterpiece I could cry

[cumbursted]

I watched it 6 times

[xchvnge-deactivated20190227]

@outlandishgambino

[cluelessho-deactivated20190223]

BED, TWERP

[untexting]

YES

[darthvqder-deactivated20200630]

the best part about star wars is that it’s just one family fucking up the whole galaxy with their drama

[magicalrealism-o]

keeping up with the skywalkers

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet