tyler✨

this is the void that i stare into and sometimes it stares back || he/they || definitely not a minor || queer n nb [picrew by: https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097]

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[veil-fires]

Thank you so much for 4k followers on TikTok

Watch on TikTok

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[saphizzle]

I love a guy who’s always dying for some reason!!

I was gonna make endgame tony too (I still will, this is a threat), but here iron man 1/2

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

A platypus in a pitch reel?

*GASP* PERRY THE PLATYPUS IN A PITCH REEL?

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Post reading: Atheists, imagine you're a famous baseball player and are about to bat the winning hit. Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or spare the Christian baby?

Image #2: Tumblr replies. apas-95: third implied fact: *not* hitting the baby will lose you the game

spaceAmpersand: Fourth implied fact: you are such a powerful batter that you can launch an entire, un-aerodynamic human infant out of the park

fullThrotlAxolotl: Fifth: there is a baseball game which, if you win it, the prize is millions

haroldosaur: Sixth: you have the unerring ability to determine the religious denomination of a baby that's just been pitched at you /End IDs]

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[notg-s]

need someone to come into my life and fix every problem i have

[googieghoul]

[uptownlowdown]

hey yall,wanted to update that tumblr alerted me that the mature tag was removed from my gifset which was unexpected because i don’t think they even read my appeals for the ones all over my art.

ironically? the first time they removed a mature tag (on an ask i received) was after i mentioned it in a different post i made that got 11k notes meaning someone from staff definitely saw it and presumably removed it the tag.

this leads me to believe that they 10000% know this is a bigger problem than they let on because the only two times they have removed mature tags on my posts about black women and girls, was when i, or someone else, mentioned it with receipts on a post that got thousands of notes.

idk what’s worse? knowing this system targets certain people and still using it bc it’s cheaper or whatever than any real moderation.. or only stepping in and changing it when enough people complain. not sure how i feel about either.

[rhodeys]

OWEN WILSON and STEVE COOGAN as JEDEDIAH and OCTAVIUS in Night at the Museum (2006)

[ryebreadgf]

yayyyy

[jomiddlemarch]

[notg-s]

discovered a new type of pain: job listings you already applied and interviewed for appear again on the website

[liberalsarecool]

Intellectual property laws used to mean something when it targeted the consumer.

Now the venture capitalist steals the IP to make derivative AI bullshit.

[valtsv]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw