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The knowledge gap between people who have been playing Minecraft on and off casually since 2011 and children who watch Minecraft videos 24/7

what-even-is-thiss

Sometimes I’m still mildly surprised that all beds aren’t red

what-even-is-thiss

I remember the first time I came across the wandering trader. I was like what the fuck there’s a guy out here there’s not supposed to be a guy out here since when do llamas exist

#i have been playing since the creative only beta version of minecraft #when j came back to it for a bit and there was a WEEPING ANGEL STYLE TREE MOB?!?!?!? i felt like i had been hacked #what do you mean there’s a CREAKING?!?!#it was the most blindsided i have ever been by an update

sky-scribbles

… yes, Google Docs, that is exactly what I meant to write. How could I have been so foolish.

ariadne-mouse

ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

lesbianshepard

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

lord-pretzel

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

transjudas

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

baejax-the-great

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

asteroidtroglodyte

I like your brain

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

unicorndeathrace

Who died and made you the headcanon peer review committee.

aberrantemotion

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay