sometimes i want to just post things

i have themed blogs. this is not one of them.

[zackisontumblr]

i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

[zackisontumblr]

we’re all in this together

[zackisontumblr]

3 years later…

[yourfursona]

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

[yourfursona]

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

[trappunzelll]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

He couldn’t get up fast enough

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

[thebossbaby-official]

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[brucebocchi]

i heard there was a john cena meme

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

We’ll all pay for the crimes we’ve committed someday

[roll-4-it]

welp that’s a wrap, full circle and the internet is over, everybody go back to your lives

[princessdawnauroreon-deactivate]

Nobody has been able to successfully fool me with this meme in forever but I didn’t even expect it there Congratulations

[chaoticneutralbastard]

[delts]

laugh your ass off here

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[brendonurieworld]

death of a bachelor era + youtube.

[sunshinelester]

[eviosion]

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

GUYS SERIOUSLY 

G U Y S

[katiemyladyy]

we could have had a singing career.

[peopleasproducts]

Sexism 60’s

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus???????????????

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

[magicaldolan]

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

[yourladydisdain-deactivated2022]

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense? When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

[kissing-whiskey-deactivated2019]

Hey Everyone, just an FYI…. This is not over. This is not exclusive to “our parents generation”

Oh hey look, a Hardee’s ad

[asharomi]

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

[alackof-color]

Reblogging with the updated commentary 

[arcaneloquence]

Bringing this back, because it’s important to acknowledge that this gross bullshit persists in our culture today. Stomp on this crap.

[juiciercouture]

This reallllly fucking pisses me off holy shit

[metaleaterz]

some of the best headlines ive ever seen

[sizvideos]

Sentri is a waterproof and windproof hoodie that mix comfort and function. Check out the Kickstarter page!

[notheme-tobefound]

each generation of jedi is progressively less prepared for their first duel

Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order

Luke: I trained... for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude

Rey: What's this fuckin glowstick lol