The Tickle Monster with the Ponytail

Taken by my most perfect Goddess @ticklishlittlekitten, who is also my header here

[officialjiggly]

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

[ticklishphyllis]

Two feathers only seem fair - one for each foot.

[nothereanymoreforever]

@ticklishlittlekitten

[ticklishlittlekitten]

If you get goosebumps when being tickled, it’s just your body’s way of saying “I’m very ticklish, please wreck me” in braille

[savage-animal-idiots]

Visit Original Link

“I’m the only goddamn one in the goddamn crew, you fuckin turncoats.”

(someone use this as a fic prompt)

[savage-animal-idiots]

“it’s like listening to a mirror”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Juuls are spicy USB sticks.

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[ticklishlyflustered-deactivated]

The Holy Trinity of Tickle Spots

Congratulations, if you see this you are obligated to list your top three MOST ticklish spots. Ya know, the spots that make you see stars when tickled for too long. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[ticklish-fantasies]

Feet, underarms, tummy 🙈

[lady-featherquill]

Sides, armpits, tummy ☺

[ticklishlittlekitten]

Dammit.

Underarms, hips, back of the thighs

[nothereanymoreforever]

📝📝📝📝📝

[magicaldeductions-deactivated20]

[sexdaddy42069-deactivated201603]

My kind of comedy

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

[monsterpub]

I thought PERMADEATH lmao I can have some fun with that

and then I couldn’t make it work and let it sit forever and tossed it up now

[astraltickles]

Slytherin Lees & Lers

Slytherins as lees:

Will attempt to hide their ticklishness till their dying breath

Will just make weird noises and convulse around while being tickled until they finally give up and laugh

Cannot handle rib tickles

Will 100% scream when tickled hard enough

very very very sensitive feet

will not beg no matter how much it tickles

has a v loud laugh once it gets going

‘Fight me’

Will incorporate tickles into the bedroom if they’re feeling kinky enough ;)

Every Slytherin Lee needs a Ravenclaw ler ♡

Slytherins as lers:

The motherfucking *And i cannot stress this enough* smirk

Somehow always knows everyones worst spots straight up

Will relentlessly embarrass their lee in public with tickled and/or teasing

Will tell everyone you’ve ever met or ever will meet your death spots with absolutely no remorse, just for shits n gigs

Loves making their lee blush

upper thigh squeezing

To get the lee snorting and/or ‘ugly laughing’ is always the goal 

Rib cage raspberries

Has no issue with making you squeal loudly in a quiet, public place

Has one spot on their lee that they would never tell another soul about because its ‘theirs’

Will cuddle the shit out of you after a tickle fight

Every Slytherin ler needs a Hufflepuff lee ♡

☆Tag a Slytherin☆

[Hufflepuff x Ravenclaw x Gryffindor]

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[secretbunker]

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

[joolychuu]

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

[shagirma]

Literally no notes

I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck

23/11/2017

5:44pm

[mikexelevenfluff-blog]

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

[slytherinprincessusc]

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

[leirandha]

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

[rideboldlyride]

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

[theroonimansstuff]

[hummingbirdcas]

Lol

[mechhound]

i think i know why this is happening…

but i might be horribly wrong so i won’t question it

[unusuallyzealousburgette]

Because everyone before has decided to make this the longest post ever, I will now contribute.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I just…I liked it and…

I don’t… understand? 😱

[not-olive-longandprosper]

Wooooooow

[hellomyeatingdisorder]

WTF 😂

[fatass-verified]

Holy shit really why no notes😂 guys we broke tumblr😂

[thinspirationed-teen]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????

[nympholepsic]

lmao for me it says 0 notes

[losingweightandsoul]

I liked it and it said one note. Lmfao

July 2nd, 2018

[ijustwannastarve]

What?!

[lose-it-hoe]

It literally doesn’t have notes omg(I actually can’t ever take my bra of without taking my shirt off because I only wear sports bras:( )

[skinnysoon12]

oh my gawdddddddddd it’s 3:18am and this is messing with meee

[mystey-writes-deactivated202006]

i liked it and it said one note.

i am now historic.

7/7/18 at 1:37 am

i am lying in bed

[cas-kingdom]

07/07/18 ,, 14:49

[just-a-little-bug]

This is amazing. Happy to be a part of history 🤣

[nothereanymoreforever]

4/10/19 1 note

[nothereanymoreforever]

Just finished watching the whole ass Bee Movie with this girl, since she's never seen it. God I love her ♥️ @ticklishlittlekitten

[hidden-giggles]

Sunday Skitters

Lay down with me and softly trace my sides. Oh yes, I want it to tickle. Enough to make me giggle, squirm, end up blissfully worn out. And then settle in for a nap.

[nothereanymoreforever]

Hey honey @ticklishlittlekitten Once Daddy gets his radio job, how about we do this every Sunday?

[untitled19758]

Neato ways to punish your lee 4

CREDIT FOR THIS ONE GOES TO @mastertickleraaron

Have the lee restrained if they’re ok with it and tell them to count to 60 (or a specified number they can handle) while you tickle them. While you are doing this, have a stopwatch going the same time they start. For every second over the mark they get a minute of torture on a specified spot, usually a death spot. Add 2 mins for every second under the mark forcing them to not only count but try to make it as close to the actual time as possible!

[undermyfeather]

I like this…

[perfectleehuman]

I hate this…

[nothereanymoreforever]

@ticklishlittlekitten would definitely love this

[boomgoestherynamite]

Visit Original Link

reblog to brighten up your dash

[mistressboston]

How to Make Me Swoon as a Ler

1. Two words: “Don’t stop”

2. Willingly exposing spots

3. “That tickles so bad!”

4. “More”

5. “Tickle me”

6. Teasing me back

7. M o a n i n g

8. Kissing in-between giggles

9. Moving my hands to where want me to tickle

10. WITTY BANTER

11. “I love being tickled”

12. Adorable laughs

13. SNOOTS (snorting)

14. “I miss it when you tickle me…”

15. “Come and get me~”

16. T O E W I G G L E S

17. Pinning me down because you can’t handle the tickles anymore

18. Soft pants~

19. Shuddering and squirming

20. Fighting back

[ticklers-dream-deactivated20180]

21. Silent giggling

22. Freaking out when I find the death spot

23. Threatening to get me back in spite of total helplessness

24. Little squeaks

25. “Is that all you’ve got?” ;)

[ticklishphil-blog]

wow i do almost all of this shit hmu lers

[ticklernerd]

😮

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want